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July 27, 2005
A doctor stuck me in my butt!
This am me waiting for the doctor who sticks me in the butt!Every morning and every night David makes me go for a walk with Good Ol' Dog and her owner. It is very stupid as we just walks in a big circle!
I keeps telling him that I don't have to leave my yard just to comes back to my yard! But he makes me go.
I drives David to work today. It am a very easy drive. We stops at the bank and the very smart lady there gives me a cookie. She gives me a cookie everyday and David don't gives me nothing!
You'd think that when he sees a nice lady gives me a cookie he say to hisself, "Shelby is a very good dog for turning in money so I should give her a good treat!" He never does!
It is very hot today so I goes into the air conditioning and guards the floor real good.
I is very tired. Last night I could hardly gets sleep. I goes to the bathroom on paper so I don't have to sleep in the crate all night. I don't understands that at all!
So since I was out I had to move all my toys and put them in the right spots. I had to play with them too so I knows that they are happy in they new spots.
I keep trying to share my toys with David but he is so stupid he just sleeps. I put my elephant in his face and he just sleeps.
I don't think there is any hope for someone who am so stupid.
So I was just sleeping away at work. Nobody stole that floor today I tell you, and we has to go.
It were very hot but we went to a nice store and got me lots of chew toys. Then we went to a Doctor.
You wouldn't believe how hot it was! A thermometer said it was 108! I told David it were too hot for us out there and we should go back to the air conditioning! But we walked about 1 million kajillion miles. David had water leaking out of him!
When we got to the doctor a nice nurse gived me a very cold drink of water. It had ice cubes in it! That was delicious.
I was trying to invent a new game with david when the nice nurse comes back and gives me a cookie. It was because she had never seed a dog so pretty like me I guess.
It were a good cookie but then she tried to pet me! I yelled at her, don't you pet me! I is David's dog!
After I said that she left me alone and I worked on my new game. It is a very good game but i still has to figure out how you people who am no so smart as me can plays it.
Then we goes into a special room. The floor was very nice and cool.
This lady comes in and she seems nice. David puts me on a nice table that feels very good on my tummy. It was very cold and I liked that.
The Dr lady talk very nice and examined me very good. David kept petting me and I likes it when David pets me. He really knows how to rubs your belly!
That Doctor seemed nice but then she stuck me in my butt! And David was right there and didn't do nothing about it!
I couldn't believe it!
We went home and I made David play with me for not protecting me from butt sticking doctors! He plays very good.
This am me inventing new games!
Posted by Shelby at July 27, 2005 8:36 PM
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Geez. Your David sure likes to live dangerously. Not running from barking dogs, going to sleep when you're waiting to beat him up, and now - now - not saving you from strangers with butt needles. Are you sure your safe there? You could come live here. We're sure mom would make enough food.
Posted by: Ben & Robin at July 27, 2005 9:52 PM