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July 31, 2005
I has got a new toy
I got a new toy today. When David throws it it flies just like a beautifly! then you has to catch it.
I not catch it yet but I will. I is a little dog now but I be big and then I catches it good.
Now I has to chase it and I catch it when it lands. It am very funny when it rolls and it is much fun to catch then.
I takes it back to David so he can throws it two times.
then I no take sit back. I goes over and beats it up and I tells it, "You don't fly so high so a little dogs can catches you!"
It were a very good day.
David makes me do his stupid game: "Stay Shelby" I tries to play it but I get bored but finally he leaves me alone with it.
But was really gooder about today is I no had to go to work!
I did nothing all day except sleep and play.
It is a very good thing for a dog to do nothing but sleeps and play.
I has too much fun with my new toy to invents nay new games for you but I will tell you a joke I wrote.
Okay, see, I says:
Why did the dog cross the road?
Then you has to say:
I don't know Shelby why did the dog cross the road?
Then I says:
To bites you on you butt!
You stop laughing now cause I has to tell you something important!
You know I is the greatest dog in the world.
Now I has a secret identifty.
You no can tell nobody cause I is going to go around biting bad people and rescuing people.
When you do that you has to have a hero name. I don't know why but I is smart enough to know you do.
My secret identity will be Moonlite's Be Bop Deluxe
That is a lot harder to say than "Shelby to the rescue!"
You got to say it right: Looks on the ground. Is it a mound or a hill? NO! It am Moonlite's Be Bop Deluxe! And you have to say Moonlite's Be Bop Deluxe in a real big voice.
It is okay if you tells people you knows me. It is good that you know a real importants dog like me.
That am a picture of me with a real good sticks I found. Now that I has a secret identity David is not silly enough to takes away my good sticks.
He won't let me bring it in the house!
I loves him but he is still stupid.
And he is a cheater! Everytime I is just about to beat him up he rubs my belly! Then I forgets all about beating him up.
Posted by Shelby at July 31, 2005 8:41 PM