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July 25, 2005
I knowed I am a slave
It was a very nice night. I had to go to the bathroom about 3:30 and then David played with me till we had to go to work.
This is a good game but too dangerous for you to play He has put a collar on me. I has a slave name. My slave name is Reward. I tells him my name is not Reward, it is Shelby.
I has to drive the truck. It were harder than I thought but I gots him to the bank. I gives the lady the money and she gave me a biscuit. This is a good thing because stupid David didn't give me nothing.
Then I drives the truck to work.
I don't know what I is supposed to do there but I soon figured it out cause I am very smart.
I has to chase the lizards away! They are very fast them lizards and they is all stripey but I chased them very good.
I also seed a chipmonk! It were very funny and I wanted to hold it in my mouth. That would be good.
This is the right way to guard the floorThen when I has made sure all them lizards and chipmunks knew who was boss I guarded the floor.
You bet nobody stole that floor while I was guarding it!
Then for lunch we went to a very wonderful store. When we walked there I had to cry. It were so hot my feetsus was burning! David had to carry me until we would find grass and then I would show him the way to go.
This store was beautiful and had many good toys for a dog. There were stupid cat toys too. I don't know why they sells them.
So I finished work. Comes home and plays because a working dog like me has to play or we get too tired.
I will tell you the good game I has invented.
It is called Shelby To The Rescue.
What you have to do is go to the top of the stairs and then you yells real loud, "Shelby to the rescue."
It is important you yell real loud cause when people need rescuing they might be scared but when they hear you shout they will go, "Oh, it is okay. Shelby is coming. We don't have to be afraid no more."
You shouldn't yell "Shelby" though because I is Shelby! You could pretend to be me cause I is the greatest dog in the world but I think it is better to pretend to be yourself.
Then after you has yelled you run downs the stairs as fast as you can and then you jumps so you is flying then you slides your butt across the floor!
It is a very good game cause I invented it.
Posted by Shelby at July 25, 2005 10:41 PM