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July 24, 2005
It were a terrible night
This is me playing in my backyard I kept crying and crying cause I miss my mom and my brothers. David is very mean because he pretend to listen but he never took me home.
He had good treats but he don't understand that I don't belongs here. His yard is very nice but it is not my yard.
Then I hears it. MY MOM! She has come to save me!
We get into the car and we go to a very nice field where they had a dog swimming pool! I am a great swimming dog. I keeps all the bad swimming dogs out of the water and since I is the best that means all the rest is terrible swimming dogs. I tells them it am for they own good.
I then talks to my mom and she say, "I am your mom Shelby but not any more. That man belongs to you and you have to protect him."
I tell her, "He is a stupid man and very mean!"
She say, "He's not stupid, he's nice and has good treats. He will not hurt you Shelby."
I say, "I don't care. I am going to stay with you!"
Then my mom got real mad and said, "NO! You has to stay with the man who belongs to you. If you stay I will bite you on your butt!"
Uncle Hank I goes to my uncle Hank. He is very big and very strong. I tell him, "David is very mean to me! You has to bite him really hard!"
Uncle Hank says, "I don't think a man would have so many good treats if he were mean. You have to take care of him Shelby."
I couldn't believe that none of my family would save me from this stupid David.
So we comes back to stupid David's house and I says goodbye to my Mom and the lady that fed me. We say good bye forever.
It were very sad.
Then stupid David gives me some very good food and I tries to teach him how to plays with the rope. I beats up an elephant so he can see how tough I am, then I goes and chews on my bone and tries to sleep.
I keeps hearing those mean old cats. They says terrible things to me and they say they will hit me on my nose!
It am so terrible here, but I will do what my mom says I have to do and try and take care of the stupid man.
Me waiting for dinnerI did invent a very good game. It is called Shelby and the secret treasure! See you has to have a very big cave and you goes into the cave and beats up all the spiders and terrible things that lives there. It is a scary game but when you are tough like me spiders don't really scare you.
If you are scared you can beat up spider webs. They are very easy to beat up and they stick to your face so you will look very beautiful.
If you is even afraid of spider webs you can pretend with a squeeky toy. Remember them squeeky toys can be very tough so don't get hurt. And if you do I has warned you good!
Then when you has beaten up all the spiders you go to stupid David and he gives you some delicious crumbly liver! That am the treasure!
The secret is that stupid David doesn't know he has to give you a good treat, but he does it!
He am stupid. Everytime I goes to the bathroom he gives me a treat! Like he has never seed a dog go to the bathroom before!
Posted by Shelby at July 24, 2005 7:06 PM