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July 28, 2005
Listen here
Somes of you people has been sending me letters. This am stupid.
Don't send me letters sends me food!
Sending foods to a dog is very smart and it is healthy too . . . healthy for me cause I is a starving dog and healthy for you cause when you sends me food I won'ts come looking to bite you on you butt!
You is probably wondering what kind of food to send to the greatest dog in the world.
I will tell you.
I likes:
1) Frosty paws livers kibbles chickens bananas beefs porks turkies cats squireels lizards and snakes
2) all the other foods!
Today at work I couldn't believe it, them lizards all come back! I tell them they better not be there tomorrow but I don't think they was listening.
We went for a long walks on our lunch hour. I don't know why we go places when we is just coming right back.
A lot of people tried to pet me but I said I is too little to be touched by big fat you!
It were still very hot today and David keeps going outside. I stands at the door and tells him it is very cool by the air conditioner. You get in here right now!
But he is too stupid to listen to his dog.
Then I drives us home and then we goes to the dog park.
Good ol' Dog lives in my house and she goes to. She drives when she is in the car.
I did not like the dog park.
A big Doberman runned me over! I is very little now. David he scoops me up and I is glad.
We goes to the puppy dog park, but I no likes that either. All these people keep saying, O what a beautiful puppy. They can say that but then they try and pet me!
I don't knows them!
I talks to the little dogs there and they were very boring. They has no good games and they is very slow running dogs.
I tells David I am drving us home so we goes out and comes home and I gets to eat!
It were an interesting day.
I don't like going places I hasn't been before!
Posted by Shelby at July 28, 2005 2:40 PM
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Dear Shelby,
The neighbor kid threw THREE balls into our yard. Mom threw back two. I kept the third. Ben dont even know i's did it. Is I bad? Does I have to give it back?
YVT, Robin
Posted by: Robin at July 29, 2005 6:52 PM