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July 29, 2005
Today I ate a bug
It were delicious.
You are lucky cause you has the greatest dog in the world inventing very good games for you. It am Alligator In The Swamp!
Today I wokes David up to takes me out. There was lots of good rain and lots of good mud puddles.
What you has to do is find real big pudle and then you rolls in it real good so you is all muddy and looks just like an alligator.
This is the hardest part. You has to runs inside really fast or David will catch you and rubs you with a towel.
It feels real good to get rubbed with a towel by David but this game is even gooder than that.
You runs up the stairs realyreally fast and then you crawls under the bed. Under the bed is your swamp.
Now David runs in and says "where is that Shelby?"
You has to stay very quiet like an alligator. Then when you see his feets walk by you has to crawl out real fast and grabs him and tries to pull him into the swamp!
I has a little alligator and if I bites it it makes a alligator noise. When you sqeeks that David staop and go, "Oh oh, there is an alligator in my room!" Then when you grabs him he be really really scared!
If David is really stupid you can go woof at him but then he is not so scared becasue he knows it am you just pretending to be an alligator. But it is still good joke!
Before I went to sleep I tells you that I don't like places I hasn't already been to. You writes to me and say, "Oh Shelby, if you hasn't seen them how you know you won't likes them there is many blah blah arf arf woof woof." That am stupid!
How could a place be any good if I hasn't been there?
That am logic!
One thing that am really good is when you is asleep and you wakes up and David is rubbing your tummy! It is very good.
But he is making me crazy!
If I goes to the bathroom in the grass he is all,"Good girl Shelby. Good girl!" and I gets a treat!
But if I goes to the bathroom on the rug he is all, "You is a bad girl Shelby!" I says, "I is not a bad girl! Where is my treat?!" and I gets no treat.
And if I goes to the bathroom on the paper he is "Good girl Shelby, good girl!" and I gets a treat!
He is very crazy.
Posted by Shelby at July 29, 2005 9:37 PM
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