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August 8, 2005
Here is a joke I made up for you!
Why does a dog wear red suspenders?
So he can bites you on your butt!
See it am a trick joke cause dogs doesn't wear pants so we don't need suspenders and cause you is so stupid to think we does you deserves to be bit!
You can stop laughing now.
The picture over there is of me at work. You can see my job is very very hard.
Today I had to chase two lizards but I don't paid extra for that. And I saw a muskrat.
They is very dangerous animals and they move very slow. I yelled at him, "Hey muskrat, you want to fight me!"
And the muskrat don't say nothing, he just walk along very slow.
Then it starts to rain.
Rain is very good. it makes some very nice puddles for a dog to plays in.
I invents a new game today. First you get all wet and then you runs up behind David and grabs on to him!
David don't like this game becasue he is very terrible at it.
Then you won't believe what I got.
I thought it was a dinosaur toe but it weren't. It were a cow toe and I think it still had some cow in it.
That am a picture of me eating it!
See how big it is! See how tiny my toes is. A cow must be bigger than a dinosaur adn they toes is very delicious and good for a dog. I is going to catch me a whole cow some day and then I might let you have one of they toes.
Then I drives us home from work and has a very good dinner.
Then David wants to play his stupid game - Stay Shelby. It is a very stupid game.
I say I don't want to play. And just like that I invented a new game! "Try and Catch me!" It is a very good game but you shouldn't play it too much.
David is calling "Shelby, come here!" but I just keeps dancing away and laughing!
The David does catch me and he puts me in jail! It were very terrible and I was going to cry but then I gets out of jail and David don'ts pays any attention to me! That were more terrible.
I got even though. When we went out for our walk I makes him run!
Posted by Shelby at August 8, 2005 10:49 PM