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August 22, 2005
I can't believe how beautifuls I am
David says I am not supposed to tell people how beautiful I am but if I don't some people is too stupid to know it!
I is still very happy to be in my new house. Last night I says to myself that I should give David a nice present for bringing to my new house.
I lays all my toys out in front of me then I picks my pork chop, my elephant and my baby thing. I takes them over to David's bed and lies next to him and I takes the pork chop and squeaks its and plays David this beautiful song I has wrote. It am called, "You is not so good as hamburgers and frosty paws but I still kind of like you anyway." It is a very beautiful song cause I has wrote it.
Then I takes my squeaky elephant and I plays him another song I has wrote: "You is very stupid and you is hard to teach good stuff to." It is not so beautiful and about half way through it I forgets how it goes.
I see David is nearly asleep so I plays him my best song on my baby thing. It am a song that can make you cry. I is not playing the song now so you better not cry and you had better finish listening to the story I is telling you!
This is my best song so you know how goods it is. The song am "Hey stupid don't put them treats way up there, I can't reach them and I wants them all now!" I know. Even the title makes you all sad and stuff. You is probably going, poor poor Shelby not getting her treats.
David just yells, "Shelby knock off that racket!"
David don't understand good music let me tell you!
So today at work I beats him up real good. I figure if I bites him enough he will learn to hear good music and be quiet when I is playing him lullabies.
Posted by Shelby at August 22, 2005 9:30 PM