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August 28, 2005
I had ANOTHER bath today
After all my swimming and finding good things to roll in David gives me another bath. I was mad!
When you is as beautiful as me it takes a long time to get yourself looking so good.
Now most of you wouldn't know this, cause I is the most beautiful dog in the world I has to deal with it everyday! Then David comes by with his shampoo and make me smell stupid.
I tries to explain this to him but when he gets a stupid idea in his head there am no reasoning with him. I was going to bites him but you can't bites people just cause they is stupid. Well, you can but then I would have to spend all my times biting peoples!
I has more important things to do.
You peoples can all write to me here now. Stupid David has at least got that fixed.
Some of you people has been sending me email asking me for advice. this is very smart of you cause there is nobody smarter than me.
Lucy in Chicago Childrens writes me and say: Shelby you are so smart and so beautiful. See, right away you can tell this is a very smart girl. Why aren't you on TV. Then I could watch you every day. I isn't on TV cause David is jealous and stupid. Sometimes I get scared and I wish I had a dog like you. If David is ever mean to you you can come live with me and I will give you all the hamburgers you could eat. I would be happy if you were my dog.
Hamburgers all the time is a very good thing. I has to take care of David though. He is so stupid I don't know what would happen to him without me. He worries me!
It is very smart to want to have the greatest dog in the world with you. When I has done all my doctoring school I will take you as a patient and try and come visit you. I know no other dog is so good as me but some comes very close. I is going to tell one of my fellow doctor dogs to come see you. They won't be so good as me but they will give me reports and I will make sure they dos a good job. Then when you gets well you has to gives me a treat or I will bites your butt!
Posted by Shelby at August 28, 2005 12:21 AM
Comments
oh that is so cute!!!!!!!
Posted by: alyssa rhoads at March 17, 2008 1:40 PM