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August 26, 2005
I is too tired to write
I has been swimming all day!
There is nothing better after a hard days work then to gets into your swimming pool and have a good time.
You has probably figured out that I am the world's greatest swimming dog.
I don't know why David took so long getting my pool set up right!
I had a very good swim and I invented very many very good swimming games. But unless you is very smart like me you probably don't have no swimming pool.
I feel very sorry for you but I is very glad I has my pool.
After I has been swimming and rolling around to dry myself they was a football game!
I am a very great football playing dog. It were a High School game.
I was very embarrassed for them. THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!
THEY DIDN'T! They runs around pretty good but instead of beating up the football they beat up each other instead.
When they throws the ball they is all very slow and then when one very slow boy catches the ball he runs away AND HE DON'T EVEN TEASE THEM!
I felt very sad for them but stupid David says I can't go teach them how to play the game good.
Sometimes I don't know what I is going to do with David. I keeps trying and trying but he never seems to learn nothing.
I could have helped them boys play the stupid game so much gooder but he doesn't want me to teach them.
I don't know what I'm going to do with him.
Posted by Shelby at August 26, 2005 10:17 PM
Comments
What do you mean no teasing?? Why play with a ball if you don't tease?
Posted by: Ben & Robin at August 26, 2005 11:36 PM
I know! And you know what else? They ball don't even squeak when they jumps on it. It were very sad. I tries to help but no one listens to a dog!
Posted by: Shelby at August 27, 2005 6:24 AM