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August 6, 2005
I is very mad today!
Today I goes to work. I was looking for spiders and lizards when David says to me, "Shelby, you are old enough to have a bath."
I was thinking O BOY! cause I thinks that a bath is a very special treat for big dogs.
It isn't!
So we gets home and David starts playing with the hose.
If you don't know a hose is what water comes out of. Playing with the hose is a very good game. Not so good a game as having a swimming pool but it is a very good game.
We is playing then he grabs me and holds me down and puts this terrible smelly stuff all over me!
It smelled like flowers!! It were terrible and I was smelling very good cause I found a dead frog that morning and rubs it all over me. there is not much that smells better than dead frog let me tell you!
It puts this terrible smelly stuff on me and then he rubs me and rubs me. I is a young lady dog and a man should not be rubbing me all over like that with smelly stuff that makes foam!
Then he gets smarts and gets the hose and washes all that terrible stuff off me, but I still smells like flowers.
I jumps on David and tells him, "I is not a flower, I is a dog!"
And he say,"You has put on weight Shelby and it am all in your ears!"
This is how terrible I looked after his stupid bath!
Even though I look terrible I is still beautiful.
AND MY EARS ARE NOT TOO BIG!!
So now I is going to tell on David!
Now that I is almost 12 weeks old I is bigger and can see stuff better.
David has a drawer and it is full of treats! All the treats in the world must be in there and every morning David fills up the worlds biggest bag with all them treats!
See how stupid I looks after a bath. But I is still so beautiful.He never gives me none. He will tell you that he gives me treats but I only gets these tiny tiny not even a mouthfuls.
I know that he eats all them treats himself!
He does!
And here I is the greatest dog in the world and I is so poor and hungry. It am sad. And he gets to eat all them good treats and he don't need no treats at all cause he is big and I is little.
He is very selfish.
But I is not mad he is so selfish. I feels sorry for him cause he is so big and the only things he can do is be mean and stingy to a beautiful littles dog. I feels so sorry for him.
NO I DON'T! He should be givings me treats all the time!! And he shouldn't gives me no baths ever again!
We went to the library today. It is a stupid place. they has no treats there at all just dumb things called books and if you chews on them David gets all mad at a girl.
Posted by Shelby at August 6, 2005 6:49 PM
Comments
i luved that dog story it was very funny!!! i have 2 german shephards who are very funny and have big ears also! they both hate taking baths! my oldest dog kobe was for a long time afraid to go into the bathroom because in the winter thats where i would give him a bath so now he sometimes is afraid to go into the bathroom!!
Posted by: jazy at June 18, 2006 10:27 AM
Your dog is so cute and he(she) loos like he(she) is smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Kasey Melendy at July 16, 2006 6:00 PM