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August 17, 2005
Poor Kaia got beaten up today
Beaten up by me!
I was very busy today. David had to go see some people doctors. As his doctor dog I had to invent a good game for him to play. I invents "Helping David get dressed." It is a very good game cause I has invented it.
When David goes to put on his pant's you has to pull on one leg until he manages to ties them on. Then is the best part. When he puts on his socks first you has to help him do that by biting the floppy end and pulling to so he gets it on straight. There are TWO socks so you takes the other one really fast and then you chews it up so it am good and soft and wet for him!
David don't likes this game but it is best game for him. I knows what is best for him.
So after we goes to work we goes to see these Doctors. They all knows I is best doctor for him. I don't think they are very smart doctors. They don't know nothing about biting people's butts.
I tells them David is my patient and I knows what is best for him, they talks and talks so I goes to sleep.
Then we comes home and I goes and beats up Kaia.
You can tell how good a doctor I is because this time david didn't mess up the pictures so you can see just how poor little Kaia got beaten up. You might want to cry for poor Kaia. She was beaten up very bad.
I not cry for her. I is laughing! It were so much fun!
Posted by Shelby at August 17, 2005 9:10 PM