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August 12, 2005
This is important diet stuff
David wokes me up so he could finally takes a picture of my beautiful medal! You can see it is very special and only the very greatest dogs in the world can wear them.
It is ok if you is very very jealous.
I has to tell you something important. The best foods in the world for a dog is Frosty Paws. The very best next food is hamburgers!! They is very delicious and has all the vitamins and junk a dog needs to be very very happy.
If all I ever has to eat was hamburgers and Frosty Paws I would be so great that I would walks around with my nose high in the air and never notice nothing!
I will tells you a very important secret. Now I would not do this cause I is a very good dog but if I wasn't then what you can do is when you see somebody walking and they is carrying a big plateful of hamburgers you could accidentally trips them so they drops all them hamburgers. Then if you is really really fast you can eats all of them! But that would be a very bad dog and I would never ever do that. I was just inventing and I thinks it would work. But you has to be very very fast.
Posted by Shelby at August 12, 2005 10:33 PM