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August 7, 2005
Today I Is 12 weeks old
to celebrate how old and dignified I has become, I has still stayed beautiful too you know, I has made up some rules:
NO MORE BATHS!
David has to share his treats better
I is to get a baby lizard so I can grows it up to be a smart dinosaur
To start my day I let David sleep very late, almost 5:30 in the morning!
My friend Kaia is ups and she say, "Shelby you is looking so dignified today! You must be 12 weeks old!"
I tells her that am so and she asks me to tell her a joke!
I couldn't think of no real good jokes right away and while I am thinking of one she does a great joke! There is a tiny hole in her fence and she squeezes through it and says, "Surprise Shelby! I is going to chase you!"
I tells Kaia, "Oh no you isn't! I is going to chase you!"
Then Kaia's people comes and they chase her all over the place. It was very good fun!
Then I crawls under the deck and makes David crawl in after me cause I got scared cause I couldn't figure out how to get back out. This is very good excsercise for him.
Then we had dinosaur toes! David said it am puppy pizza but I knows a dinosaur toe when I smells one! Maybe pizza is a stupid word for dinosaur toes!
I gots a new toy. It is a very good toy. It is a piece of rope and the rope dances around and you has to catch it! Then you has to stop it from dancing around.
The stupid cats who lives here but who won't play with a dog is trying to pretend that this am there toy. As if anyone would makes a real good toy like this for cats!!
I plays with this very good.
Then we went for a walk. The only part I like about walks is when we is coming home!
I don't like new things too good.
I is trying cause I is very very brave. I will talks to people but I wants them to be where I knows them.
This way if any of them is bad people I will know right away where to hide David so I can protects him good. So we walked and I saw a big bird called a goose. It made a noise at me!
We saw people on bicycles and some people who was running. I only knows they is running cause they is moving very very slow but they is still moving faster than David!
I has to work tomorrow. That am very very stupid but I has to makes money so I can gets a big dog to bites people I tells it to!
Posted by Shelby at August 7, 2005 7:43 PM
Comments
Dr Shelby,
Now, as you are so old and wise, you must tell us the best way to enjoy a Frosty Paws. Ben's still licking his and mine's been gone for days!
Posted by: Robin & Ben at August 7, 2005 11:30 PM
The bestest way to eat a Frosty Paws is to makes David hold it for you and then you licks it all up and then, this is the most important part, you makes him give you another Frosty Paws!
Posted by: Shelby at August 8, 2005 7:02 AM
Since Mom has two hands AND two freezers, this should work. We'll try that! No wonder you are the smart Dr Dog!
Posted by: Robin & Ben at August 10, 2005 12:45 AM