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August 14, 2005
Today was a great day but David messed up my pictures
Today was a wonderful day. I beats up my friend Kaia!
Kaia am much bigger than me. When we started she was beatings me up pretty good. She body slammed me and holds me down but then I says my secret word and I turns into Moonlite's Be Bop Deluxe and I gots real fast and real strong and I is already very smart. I beats her up.
Then we goes to a forest and you know what? I swums a river!
And then you knows what?
I climbed a mountain!
It is true but stupid david he says, "Oh Shelby, my camera has runned out of batteries and all them great pictures of you am RUINED!!
I was so shocked I says but "Those Canadian boys needs to see the greatest dog in the world and the little girl in hospital she gets worried if she no see me beats up Kaia! And when they sees that Shelby can swims mighty rivers and climbs giant mountains they will know that even if a little dogs can do this then so can theys!"
And stupid picture ruiner David says it weren't a river it were a stream and it weren't a mountain it were only some rocks.
Then I understands. David is thinking if peoples see just how great I is they will steals me and sells me to him for a kajillion million twenty treats! So he says I had better never let anyone see these pictures. I had better ruin them!
Cause I'll bet you if some bad peoples did steal me and ask David for a kajillion million twenty treats he is so stingy he wouldn't pays them for me!
That would be stupid cause I is the greatest dog in the world and today I am thirteen weeks old!
Posted by Shelby at August 14, 2005 9:09 PM