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August 20, 2005
Tonight is the last night in my old home
I is such a sophisticated traveler. I has traveled all over the world. I has been born in Ohio and traveled all the way from there to here.
It is no wonder I is so wonderful.
But I has lived here for a month and I will miss the old place. Tomorrow I will bees in my new home with my new yard and my new room. It will be so very nice.
BUT DAVID DIDN'T GETS ME NO SWIMMING POOL!
I is so mad. He says that they has sold out of good swimming pools every place he has gone too.
I is such a good little dog and I never never asks for anything at all. BUT I WANTS MY SWIMMING POOL!
He is so stupid. He should have given them a kajillion dollars so his dog could be happy but he am so stingy he just says, "Oh you got no swimming pools, well I guess Shelby just don't needs no swimming pool.
Sees that picture? That am me biting his leg.
I know! You is saying, "oh Shelby, you is so beautiful. We never ever knowed you could be so scary and mean."
All I can tells you is that am what happens when you promises a little dog a swimming pool and then tells her 4 stores has not gots them.
I knows I has four legs so that means he didn't looks at all!
And today I taught him a great new game I invents. I calls it untying David's shoe. That way he gets them tied good and tied right cause until I shows him how easy they was to untie he just tied them any old stupid way.
I don't know. I works and I works and I gets nothing at all. I don't ask for nothing I just the goodest little dog and so so beautiful. I sings to him. Iwashes his face but all he do is not get his sweet little dog a little somthing like a swimming pool.
I feel sorry for someone who is so stingy and mean that he don't cares to see how happy he could makes a little dog. It am very very sad for him. He never see the happy face of a happy dog.
I'S NOT SAD! If I was just a little bit taller I could bites him on his butt!
Posted by Shelby at August 20, 2005 9:34 PM