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August 12, 2005
Wait a minute
Somes of you has written to me and says you wants me to come visit you in the hospital. This am very smart of you.
I is a very good doctor dog but they won't let me comes to see you until I has done more school! I keeps telling them I knows everything but they say I is just a therapy dog in training.
They is stupid and they is jealous. That is too bad.
I will do the stupid training even if there is too much of it. You had better not be faking cause if you is faking I will bite you on your butt!
Today was a very hard day. I had to go to work with Good Ol' Dog. We didn't catch any lizards today but we caught us 3 spiders! Spiders is very ugly and very dangerous so David was lucky to have him us dogs there to catches them. I was going to eat one but David stopped me so I can no tell you if they is delicious.
After all my hard work David make me go to the doctors. Doctor Karen is very nice but she no so good a doctor as me.
I was very scared going to the doctor but I never show it. When you is really really scared then you has to just get up and do things.
Doctor Karen poked me in my butt. She did it three times! It hurt very very bad but I never cried cause I is very brave and she gives me a cookie.
I don't know why she keeps poking me in my butt but then she blows something into my nose so I sneezes all over the place! I thought that was a very good joke!
They says I weighs 19.2 pounds now. David says it is all in my ears and in my butt! MY EARS IS NOT BIG AND MY BUTT IS NOT FAT! Doctor Karen says my weight is just perfect! That is why she is a very good doctor.
I was so goods at the doctor they give me a medal! Stupid David takes my picture with it but he didn't get the medal in it!
When I is doctoring you guys I will give you plenty of medals. Then everyone can see that you has the best doctor dog and that you is very brave.
Then I had to go to puppy school. David says I has to so I can be doctor dog.
Puppy school was stupid.
They was a whole lot of dogs there and you know what? Some of them was saying they is the greatest dog in the world!
I know! Everyone knows I is the greatest dog in the world!
I didn't like them dogs so I stayed close to David. I played a little with one dog but mainly I fells asleep and David had to do most of the learning.
He didn't learn much cause he am still very stupid.
Posted by Shelby at August 12, 2005 8:23 AM