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September 7, 2005
As usual I is a hero
Sometimes it is so hard being beautiful and so great. No, it is not difficult for me to be beautiful and great cause I just always is that. It is hard because no matter what wonderful stuff I does nobody realizes it am wonderful, they all just says, "Oh, that is Shelby, she is the greatest dog in the world so it is easy for her to do great stuff."
Of course it am easy! But that don't mean you shouldn't give me treats!
I had to goes to doctor school today. It would be very difficult for you but for me it was very easy.
It were so easy cause it am boring!
I hates being good! I thinks if people is going to have legs and butts they has got to expect to be bit on them!
You would think that they would say, "Oh I is so honored, Shelby has bit me on the butt! She am the greatest dog in the world and it is the greatest butt bite I has ever got!"
They don't says that they says "Down Shelby! No, Shelby! Be a good girl Shelby!"
I IS ALWAYS A GOOD GIRL!
They just means I don't like doing all the stupid stuff they wants me to do, like sit still or be quiet!
David has to go to his Doctor today. I tries to tell them I is his doctor dog. But they is so stupid. I does my best.
They tooks blood out of his arm. I would have just bites him real hard but he does things his own stupid way. And then he gets sick and takes a nap!
I knows what a doctor dog am suppossed to do so I licks his face real good and he wakes up! He gives me a treat but he didn't have no big band marching around singing "Shelby is a great hero!"
He is very ungrateful.
I don't know what's I is going to do with him.
Tomorrow the lady who sold me to David is coming to see me. Now that she knows I is the greatest dog in the world I bet she is very sorry that I has stupid old David.
Well, she had her chance.
Posted by Shelby at September 7, 2005 9:07 PM
Comments
You are a hero Shelby. I am playing a record and telling everybody that you are a big hero. I bet that woman who sold you is really sorry about it. Don't let David sell you back to her. He needs you.
Posted by: lucy at September 8, 2005 12:03 PM
Sometimes this won't let me write to you. I wanted to say that I bet Jimmy does bite you on the butt.
Posted by: Brad at September 8, 2005 12:25 PM