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September 8, 2005
Boy oh boy has I had a day!
First thing today I has to go to work and it was very hard.
I made david plays football with me and I scored a kajillion touchdowns and he never scored none!
Then I has to take a nap. It am the law that a dog has to take naps at work. I does it so David don't go to jail.
Then we goes to the vet!
I has a serious talk with Doctor Karen and she calls in Dr Daniella who am in the picture cause they needs to learn about serious doctoring from a smart dog likes me. When I tells them I has had 3 doctoring lessons they knows that I knows more than them. When we is talking Dr Karen pokes me in my butt!
I couldn't believes it!
We has to spend 2 hours poking me and testing me. They says it was because I had yeast in my ears! But I knows it is becasue they is going to clone me so that everybody can have the greatest dog in the world. I seed a movie about it. I think it am very smart of them to makes more of me.
Then we leaves work and goes home. And you know who shows up!
Grandma Julie!
She am the woman who raised me and then sold me to David!
That guy with her am her husband Ross. They couldn't believe that I remembers them. I didn't know if they think I is stupid or if they think that cause I is such a great dog that I had no time to remember them! I is great but I is humble about it. Of course I remembers them!
Grandma Julie says over and over how beautiful I am. I know. You could see that she am very sad she has sold me and not my dumb brother.
I says to her she can come back to visit me anytime, cause us great dogs is always forgiving people who sells us away.
Tomorrow I might get to see my Uncle Hank! He is a great dog. Not so great as me but pretty good.
Posted by Shelby at September 8, 2005 9:59 PM
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Shelby I have been reading all those bad things you have been saying about me! Everybody knows that I am the MOST handsome dog in the world! If you don't want to come to my swimming pool to have me bite your butt then we can go to the doggie beach and I will bite your butt there! I went to the doggie beach yesterday, which is on Lake Michigan, and is really big! I saw a lot of dogs there and not one of them tried to bite my butt! Some of the dogs were very big and I was the smallest one there until a Yorkie showed up when we were leaving. What a dopey looking dog! My cat Nikki could kick that little dog's butt! You and your David should start walking here now before the weather gets too cold to go to the beach. I had to take a bath when we got home from the beach and now I smell like coconut-whatever that is.
Posted by: Jimmy at September 9, 2005 1:14 AM
You have more friends than anybody else I know. You were very brave at the doctors Your grandma and grandpa look nice.
Posted by: lucy at September 9, 2005 1:09 PM
I bet somebody is helping you write this Shelby. You know big words.
Posted by: Charles at September 9, 2005 2:28 PM