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September 3, 2005
Football playing peoples is liars!
So I goes to this big place to sees football and we gets tickets.
We has to sit on the lawn which is the best place to be to sees football. You knows it am the best cause I is sitting there!
They was some peoples who walked around making noise. David says they is a marching band.
They were terrible!
I tries to help them by singing along real beautiful like only I can sing and David says SHH!
I know. i couldn't believe it. He shushed me, the world's greatest singing dog!
So I sneezed at him!
Just like that I sneezed at him.
I did wants to see this game cause the signs all say it were the Knights playing THE BULLDOGS!!
I knows that it dogs is playing it will be the very best game ever cause dogs do everything better than people.
WE DO!
Even my silly brother Jimmy, who thinks he is gooder than me. All I has to say is Jimmy, did you ever even once wins a fight withs me or did you ever ever gets to sit in the swimming pool!
And Lucy, you has to stop telling me what's to do. I is your doctor dog and I knows best
And Ladie I never forgets what am the best jokes.
Now you has to look at this pictures.
Is you seeing what I is seening?
Looks very carefully.
THEY ISN'TS NO DOGS PLAYING!
So football peoples has lied to me.
This is very bad.
I is going to have to bites somebody on they butts!
If that not be enough I teaches them a real serious lesson.
I will!
I has a football too and it am much better than they footballs!
If I plays football they be very sorry. It am a very easy game. All they has to do is gives me the ball and I'd runs and runs and scores all the touchdowns. they could never stops me.
And when the bad guys has the ball I just bites they butts and tells them this am what happens when you lies to a dog!
Posted by Shelby at September 3, 2005 9:54 PM
Comments
Shelby, you can come swim in my pool. I would love to bite your butt!
Posted by: jimmy at September 4, 2005 12:55 AM