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September 4, 2005
I has got to tell you stuff about brothers
They has to learns they lesson!
I has had a pretty good day off of work.
I went on a real long walk. Almost as far as Chicago! There is somebody good and somebody bad I has to see in Chicago. I is not going to say who the bad one is. I is 16 weeks old today so I is a proper lady and wouldn't be mean and stupid and say who is a bad boy.
YES I WOULD!
Jimmy has sent me a note and he says he am going to bite me in my butt! ME!!
Jimmy am my brother. When we was little I beats him up all the time. When we had a pool together he would stand outside and say "Oh Shelby can I please come into the nice swimming pool."
I would say, "of course you can Jimmy. All you has to do is beats me up!"
Let me tell you something Jimmy never got into that pool you bet.
Now he am going to bites me on my butt.
He am my brother but when you look at the picture up top you can see he doesn't look anything like me. I is so beautiful. I think Jimmy am adopted and that would explain why he think he can bites ME on MY BUTT!
This am Good Ol' Dog. You see how big she am?
I beats her up ALL THE TIME! She is protecting her water dish cause she know that I will steals it and plays with it. That am how scared she am of me!
Good Ol' Dog had to gets a bath today. I feels very sorry for her. Baths are a very bad thing. I swims everyday so i no have to take baths. She asked for one of my treats. I didn't feel that sorry for her . . .
You now what? I don't haves to work tomorrow either!
Maybe I'll takes me a walk to Chicago. Maybe I will!
Posted by Shelby at September 4, 2005 8:40 PM