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September 17, 2005
I saw a man who stood inside a can up in the sky!
I don't know what he was doing there! He says that I is very beautiful and I says, "I knows that! Why is you inside a can?"
But he don't answers cause I think he is too stupid to understand dog. But he must be very brave cause he was up high enough to catch one of them birds!
Work today was hard cause after I finished one jobs I has to drive David and this other guy over to help someone move.
Everybody knows dogs is the best drivers and since I is the best dog in the world you knows I is the best driver!
I was eating my treats that I makes David gives to me and I says to this other guy, "you has to drive for a minute," and you know what happened?
He drives us into a ditch!
It were much fun. A big truck has to come and pull us out! I tries to tell them that I is very strong and I can drives that car out of that ditch! But nobody listens to me. They is all stupid!
Then David takes this picture of me after he gives me my stupid medicine and washed my face. I was so mad about this I goes and looks at the presents my grandma Julie gives me.
They is shirts and I bets they is worth 2 kajillion treat EACH! When I is on Superhero business I is going to wear them. One is very nice when it is warm and the others is very nice when it am cold.
You know why they is worh two kajillion treats each?
Cause they gots my picture on it!
It's true! Looks!
I know you is saying, "Oh, Shelby. That am so beautiful. It is only good they puts your picture on a shirt."
I bet you wish you had one of these so you could pretends to people that you is my friend.
You can't buy them! I has the only ones in the world. I won't let David wears them either. He just stretches them out or spills something on them or something stupid.
Posted by Shelby at September 17, 2005 9:32 PM
Comments
My name is David. I don't have a dog. You are funny.
Posted by: David at September 19, 2005 3:18 PM
Shelby you have to write everyday. I do not like it when I come here and you are too lazy to write. The tshirts are very nice. Are you going to sell them? I would want one.
Posted by: lucy at September 19, 2005 3:52 PM