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September 22, 2005
Today I goes to the doctor
I decides I has to tell dr Karen something.
I starts by telling her a joke I invented.
It is good to tell peoples jokes cause when they is laughing you can steals they food. I mean you could if you was a bad girl.
I says, "What did one cats says to the other cat?"
Dr Karen says, "I don't know Shelby."
Then I says, "Who cares they is just stupid cats!"
So we is laughing pretty good. Then I says, "Karen." I says it just like that, "Karen."
"We is both doctors so I knows you is not stupid. Karen their is something you can do to be a better doctor."
Karen says, "What is that Dr Shelby?"
I says, "Stop poking me in my butt!"
And you know what. She didn't!
So there!
She says I is perfect.
I says, "I knows that!"
I now weighs 28.8 pounds and that am a perfect weight for a dog. I shouldn't weighs no less than that so if David is out there tellings people I is fat you just tells him he is stupid! I IS NOT FAT! MY EARS ARE PERFECT! MY BUTT IS NOT TOO BIG!
And that am just so!
Posted by Shelby at September 22, 2005 9:14 PM
Comments
You are perfect Shelby. I think your ears are pretty. Your face is pretty too. I hope you can come visit me. I would like you for my doctor.
Posted by: lucy at September 23, 2005 3:53 PM
Are you really a doctor.
Posted by: Charles at September 23, 2005 4:28 PM