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September 1, 2005
Today I had to learn stuff
It was terrible.
I had to go to puppy class tonight.
Can you believe it! I has to work all day then I has to learns stuff!?!
That is just stupid!
Work was very good. I gots to chase David and beats him up and I do that very good.
When we had to go to puppy class I tries very hard to breaks the car but I was unlucky and my magic didn't work this time.
There was all kinds of stupid dogs there, they is all saying "I is the greatest dog in the world!" So I has to beats them all up. And I did too!
They is all saying, "You is the greatest dog in the world Shelby you can have all our treats!" That shows you while I has got nothing to learn I at least taught them something! And I is a great teacher dog too!
You has writ me saying, "Where was you yesterday Shelby?"
I was sleeping!
Posted by Shelby at September 1, 2005 10:55 PM
Comments
Poor Shelby! I know how hard puppy class is, especially when the dogs are all uglier & more stupid than you! I am a puppy class graduate :)
My teacher Wendy was great, and gave me LOTS of treats! I liked to follow her around. I am sorry you have a stupid, ugly teacher-maybe you need to bite her and get her mind straight!
Posted by: jimmy at September 2, 2005 2:29 AM
Shelby you have to go to school. To come visit me you have to go to doctor school too. All the doctors say so. I know it is hard I have to even have lessons in here. It is not so terrible. You'll see and you can't know everything.
Posted by: lucy at September 2, 2005 4:24 PM