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September 25, 2005
Today I has invented a delicious food
It am Frosty Paws and Lamb!
It is very very good.
This is not a picture of me! This is my friend Ben.
Now Ben is very sick.
I is going to explain it to you but you might not understand everything I is saying cause I is talking doctor talk. It am okay. You can't be as smart as me you know.
Now Ben am very sick. He have allergies!
Allergies is very bad! They is worse than cats!
I know you is thinking nothing can be worse than cats! So now you now how bad these allergies am.
Ben am lucky though cause I has said I will be his doctor.
The best ways to cure allergies is to beats them up! Ben am very far away or I would beats them up for Ben.
So Ben has to beats himself up. You see allergies am so bad cause they lives inside a dog! I KNOW! Can you believes it!
So Ben has to beats himself up. See then when them allergies gets all tired of being beatsed up they has to run away. They comes out of you nose.
Then when they is all scared and running out of Ben's nose he has to jumps up high and lands on them and bites them very hard!
Ben has listened to me so now he am all healthy. His mom thinks it am drops and pills that has made him gooder but Ben's and I knows it were Dr Shelby who am me!
I Is tired now.
Posted by Shelby at September 25, 2005 9:49 PM
Comments
Mom trys, Doctor Shelby, but it was you telling me to beat up them allergies that has made the difference. I beat them up for 20 minutes today and then slept, ate and played. Thank you Dr friend, I feel much better and will likely beat Robin up later!
Benjamin
Posted by: Ben & Robin at September 26, 2005 8:32 PM