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October 7, 2005
As if I doesn't have enough to do
They has decided I is not going to get an operation yet. They has all kinds of mumbo jumbo they says but I knows it am because I is perfect!
It has been raining here.
I likes the rain a lot cause you can run and get's real hot and then the rain makes you real cool again.
Rain is very smart.
After a hard day of working. It were hard I chewed up two sticks! After a hard day of working David takes me to another football game. I was excited cause they was playing the Wildcats!
I is thinking out team will really beats up those cats I tell you!
David is going to teach our team how to play football next season. I has been bought along cause I is the greatest football player in the world!
I is listening to David teach football. I couldn't believe what he was doing! It were so stupid! He has them running silly and running in to each other! I stand by him and says to the floor real soft so just David can hear me, I says "Dave, Dave. They is playing against cats!"
He don't listen. I says it again, "Dave, they is playing cats!"
He don't listen so finally I gets up and yells at the team! :If you wants to beats cats you has to run really fast and never lets them catches you!"
Then I tells them something that I couldn't believes David doesn't teach them, 'If you wants to win you has to get more touchdowns than them cats! Makes sure you do some good teasing and gets you a good squeaking football like mine!"
Of course the team can't believe how brilliant I is.
Now they is calling me Coach Shelby.
Listening to what I teaches them they goes out and gets a touchdown! Then we has to go home cause it is raining.
I don't know why that makes a difference.
Posted by Shelby at October 7, 2005 7:59 PM