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October 10, 2005
Good Ol' Dog was chasing me
and she hurt herself!
She didn't fall or nothing! I is so fast it hurts just trying to keep up with me.
That am just one of the reasons I am so great.
On Friday our football team lost. And they lost to a bunch of cats!
I can't believe it. CATS!
When I was there they was scoring touchdowns but when I wasn't there they stopped.
I sees that I has to take over coaching them guys.
They needs to learn to tease better and score touchdowns all the time just like I do!
It am the only thing to do. Cause no cats am ever going to beats me up!
But stupid David says that he is the coach.
I figured it out. He am the coach cause he gots a coaching hat!
So I took it from him!
He tries to fights me for it but I knows what is right.
I tells him that his silly stuff made our team lose to a bunch of cats! CATS!
Of course I wins.
So this Friday we is going again. And I will shows them how to run as fast as me. Well, nearly as fast as me.
And I will teach them to tease good and I'll bring my football!
It squeaks!
Posted by Shelby at October 10, 2005 8:51 PM