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December 14, 2005
Today I am a REAL doctor dog
Now everybody REALLY has to do what I says! Cause I am a doctor.
I didn't see no patients today but I got some papers that David wouldn't let me eat.
I will see my first patients on Wednesday December 21st. I go in at 3:30 and I figure I will have them all cured by 4.
It was a lot of fun. i saw my classmates and you know what? They has all shrunk!
Before they was all bigger than me now none of them were bigger than me at all!
David was pretty okay. He only embarrassed me a couple of times. I had to tell him once that this meeting is for me and he is just my guest. He's not a doctor you know.
I also get to go to a Christmas party! I don't know what Christmas is but I sure know what parties are - FOOD! Lots and lots of food! So they are a very good thing.
I sent david a Christmas card! I don't remember sending it to him but he got it and my name and picture were on the bottom of it. I is so great I does great things and can't even remembers them!
One thing that is not great is litter. I has told you people to stop it! But almost everywheres I walk I has to pick some up and carries it away.
This had better stop or I will get very very angry.
I know you has never seen a very very angry dog before cause if you had you wouldn't be able to read this! I get's very firce when I am mad and nothing makes me madder than LITTER. I has to walks here people!
If you has to throw stuff on the road meat and treats is a very good idea.
You doesn't have to throw ice cream. All my borthers and sisters has YARDS full of ice cream snow. But do you think they sends me any? NO THEY DON'T! But I is not angry. I has gotten all my mom's brains and all my dad's good looks so I guess it is only fair they have a little extra ice cream BUT ONLY A LITTLE!
I has to go take a nap and invents new ways to cure sick people.
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Posted by Shelby at December 14, 2005 6:39 PM