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December 10, 2005
You peoples keeps complaining!
You is always writing me letters saying, "Where is you Shelby?" I is right here!
You says, "Why hasn't you written?" Because I been busy!
I is a very busy dog!
When you is sleeping you just sleeps but when I is sleeping I is inventing stuff! Great stuff! Sometimes I sleeps so hard and invents so many great things in my sleep I has to go take a nap as soon as I wakes up!
And of course I has to work and plays and fights. Those are very important things. And I has to work on my doctoring.
On Wednesday I has to see more patients.
Of course I will cures them all very fast so that everybody will say that Shelby am a miracle worker! She am the greatest dog doctor in the world. And I will looks at them and say, "Of course I is! I is Shelby!"
My secret is that I bites very hard and when germs sees a hard biting dog they gets scared and runs away.
That is very good medicine.
What I has been the most busy doing is trying to teach David not to be so stupid!
I has to check up on him every five minutes or who knows what kind of stupid trouble he gets into.
He makes me crazy!
You won't believe this but he doesn't know the different smells between me and the dog next door! It is true! He doesn't!
He can't even tell when the rain is coming by smelling a cloud! He can't! Have you ever heard of anyone so stupid in your life!
I don't know how he got along before I decided to takes care of him.
I asked him to hold this chew toy for me so I can gets a real good bite on it and he holds it stupid!
He can gets all kinds of food out of the food box but he hardly ever takes out ice cream! That shows you just how stupid he am.
I don't know what I am going to do with him.
So when I isn't writing to you it is all David's fault so you should writes to him and tell him to stop being so stupid!
Here am a joke:
Two mens catches a magic bird and the bird say, "Let me go and I gives you each a wish!"
This is a good deal for the mens. The first man say, "I want to be twice as smart and twice as handsome!" And the bird goes poof! And the man is twice as smart and twice as handsome. The second man says "I want to be 4 times as smart and 4 times as handsome!" THe bird goes poof and the man turns into a dog!
I bet you looked at that picture and said, "OH NO what has happened to poor Shelby!?! She has never looked so terrible!"
It is not a picture of me! It's is my brother Jimmy. I has to admit he has gotten a little bit less ugly but he am still no Shelby.
But he gots snow! He says it is like ice cream! And he gets to stand in it! Look his face is all covered in it!
This is not fair! I needs to stand in a yard fulls of ice cream!
Posted by Shelby at December 10, 2005 3:44 PM
Comments
It's true we have yards if ice cream here too!
Posted by: Ben & Robin at December 10, 2005 11:46 PM
Shelby
You is very pretty and Jimmy is very handsome in that picture. Ballou Donita and Laya don't have that much snow, but some and they like to roll in it. It is better than a bath but they come in just as wet. They really like it. Maybe someday you will get snow down there or you could come up and visit us when we have snow. Be good for Santa. He checks up on the dogs too you know. Hugs and kisses Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at December 13, 2005 11:56 PM