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January 11, 2006
I was going to give out some awards
I was going to call them Shelby Awards. Then I got to thinking. My brain is so big that I is always thinking. What I was thinking is that I am the smartest, fastest, best singing, best movie starring, best gift getter, best doctor, best lawyer, best joke teller, most beautiful in the world! Look even in the rain I is so beautiful! So all the awards would have to go to me!
I know you would all be saying,"This is terrible. I know Shelby is the greatest in the world and deserves all the awards but it don't seem fair that she gets even more and more medals!"
I have seen that people can be selfish like that. I don't know why you're like that but I know you are!
So the only award I am giving is to Jimmy. Jimmy has given me a very good present. TWO PRESENTS! One is the bone from a cheeseburger! It is very delicious. The other is a dog that smells just like Jimmy. I beats it up all the time and I can tell you it tastes just like Jimmy too! I has bit Jimmy plenty of times so I know what he is tasting like!
Today I had to work at my doctoring job. I examined my patients very good and decided that the best medicine was to chase me around and laugh!
This is very good medicine. See what happens is that the germs is inside of you and when you is running around they gets all tired and mad because they just wants to lay around and do germ-y things. So when you laughs the germs say, "Let me out of here!" and they jumps out of you mouth onto the floor and while we is running around we steps on them and chases them away.
This is very very good medicine.
But you is saying, "Dr Shelby, what about them patients who is not feeling good enough to run around and laugh! You don't let them stay sick do you?" Of course I don't let them stay sick!
I has a different medicine for them. See, I makes them pet me and rub my ears. I is so beautiful and soft that when they pets me the patients feels all good and happy. They gets feeling real rested like after you feels when you has ice cream. See then when they is rested them germs is all tired and happy and they fall asleeps so that pills can go in and chase them away.
This is also good medicine. I invented it.
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Posted by Shelby at January 11, 2006 6:38 PM
Comments
Shelby,
I am very flattered that you chose ME to win a Shelby award! Thank you. Is the Shelby award like winning the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?
Glad to see that you are such a good doctor dog that you can make the kids feel better.
The Chicago Bears are playing the Carolina Panthers this weekend in the football playoffs. Are you going to watch the game?
Posted by: jimmy at January 11, 2006 10:24 PM