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January 2, 2006

This is all too crazy!

Shelby1-1-4 And if anyone knows crazy it is me!
They is celebrating a new year. Now a year has 12 months. I looked it up!
I is 7 and one half months old. Now you tell me how can it be a new year for me when I is not a year old?!?
That is logic and I is a lawyer!
Shelby12-31-1 I has to tell you don't gets some good mud on you and then be around David! Before you know what is happening you will be in the bath and baths is very terrible things. They is very bad for a dog.
I was telling David I was going to grow Dredlocks but he didn't listen. He just puts boiling water on me and scrubs and scrubs. I think he was using nails!
Then when we is all done he tries to show me the dirty water. Like I would care, right. And he says, "Shelby after your bath you don't weigh 45 pounds you weigh 40 pounds!"
Hah hah. Now that hah hah don't mean I think his joke is funny it means I think his joke is stupid. See he is saying that his bath has took 5 pounds of dirt off of me. That is just stupid. I did not have 5 pounds of dirt on me.
Now you see why I tells all the jokes in this family.
And then he turns around and gives Good Ol' Dog a bath too! He is very crazy.
We has been watching football today and eating pig ears. I have been eating David's pig ears cause he don't seem to want them.
I don't care about football except when my Trojans am playing and they doesn't play today.
One thing I didn't know is that Ohio is playing today! Now I is a Trojan that is perfectly obvious. But I was borned a Buckeye.
I was! I was born in Ohio!
I is very glad USC is not playing Ohio, I wouldn't know what to do then!
So you have a happy New Year even if I hasn't been here 1 year yet.

Posted by Shelby at January 2, 2006 3:01 PM

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Congrats ~ Buckeye Shelby! Yay! Take your Trojans to a win also! You go girl!

Posted by: Ben & Robin at January 2, 2006 8:41 PM

Shelby
You and your brother and sister here are all alike. There must be a mud gene in all of you. These two love the mud. I gave them and everyone else here a bath on Sat. I was very tired and but lots of mud went down the drain. HOwever it is raining again and if I know all you guys, you will be playing in the mud again. Glad to see you are still glad to be a Buckeye. Now we have to root for those Steelers. We send all our love to you. Love Gramma and the gang.

Posted by: Gramma at January 10, 2006 5:24 PM

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Posted by: vinjam at January 11, 2006 12:46 PM

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