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February 11, 2006
This is Doctor Karen's Baby!
That am Claire! Isn't she cute! She is almost as cute as me! Almost!
Dr Karen is sleeping. I is glad that she is smart enough to have two good dogs to protect her and the baby. If only she had been smart enough to name that cute baby Shelby!
Dr Karen is not my doctor for a while. I miss her. She is a very good doctor for a dog.
I has a new doctor and he is crazy! He is! He tried to poke me in my but! I told him I is a young ladie and there will be none of that going on!
I told him I would tell Doctor Karen on him!
This is a picture of me at the doctor's. I is just so beautiful even when I is being mediacalled.
The doctor was right about one thing. Trying to take care of david is making me crazy! You can't teaches him much of anything!
While I was there I invented not one but TWO brand new games.
They is very good games.
They are great games cause I has invented them!
My brother Jimmy has wrote me saying he can't believe how I can do so much. Jimmy, it am because I am so great.
I can't deny it. I is just great. It is a lot of work being great.
Jimmy, they say it am going to snow tonight. I has a spoon all ready! Soon I will have a yard full of ice cream just like you!
But I was telling you about my new games!
One game is great even if it is very stupid. But it proves how smart I is!
See, what I does is this: I runs around and tries to make David catches me. I usually has something he wants very badly like a good stick or a frisbee. It is important that he wants it very bad or else the game don't work!
What I does is runs away from him and pretends to drop the stick and stuff and then when he goes to get it I scoops it up and runs away laughing!
Pretty soon David gets very sad cause he realizes he is never ever going to catch me. Now this is the good part of the game.
You has to wait until he is just about to quit and go cry or something and then you know what you do?
You goes up and gives him the stick!
David is so surprised that he will throws the stick and then you gets to chase it and start the game all over again!
My other great game is called, “If David gets a stick the world will blows up!” See in the picture, you has to run around and get ALL the sticks in the world! It is very hard.
It is hard cause I can't get no more than three sticks in my mouth! So I has to pick them up and runs around and when I sees David going for a stick I has to drops the ones I is carrying and go steals I mean gets the stick David is going to!
It is a very good game!
Posted by Shelby at February 11, 2006 8:12 PM
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Hi Shelby!
Our mom had 5 babies, how come Dr. Karen only had one? Won't Claire get lonely? It's a good thing we have each other.
Hope you get LOTS of snow!!!!!
Posted by: jimmy at February 12, 2006 9:43 PM