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March 27, 2006
I has to ask you something and then I got a surprise for you
This is something that just makes no sense to me. And you know how smart I is so you must be thinking this is a really big problem I has.
You is right!
See, now I likes to play in water and in mud. It makes me smell so beautiful and it makes my fur so pretty.
But as soon as I gets the teensiest bit of water on my feet David gets all crazy!
He brings out the towel and just scrubs my poor little feets so hard I was thinking they was just going to fall off and that would sure teach him a lesson is what I think!
I figures that David has some sort of weird disease that makes him afraid of some good old fashioned healthy mud and he is silly enough to think that if any of that good mud gets on his floor he will get sick!
I know it sounds stupid but you has to know david and then you'd know he thinks stupid things like that all the time.
I is used to him.
But then! Every week he takes nasty smelling water and then just pours it on the floor and then he just plays and plays in it with a big old stick! And when I goes to plays in that floor water with him he tells me I is a bad girl! I know! I can't believe it either!
What I can't understand is why he thinks his stinky old soapy water is better than the good water that I find!
I don't know. It makes me crazy!
But there is one good thing. I has made a DVD! I has!
Its a real one that you have to put in a machine and then I is on television!
So I is not only a great movie star now I is a TV star too. Sometimes I amazes me.
Now I was figuring David is going to sell these DVDs for a kajillion dollars apiece or maybe even charges a whole Sarge Bone for them!
We is giving them away! Five of them!
I figures I will race all of you and the first 5 who beats me wins this fabulous prize! But I thinks there is no one out there who can beats me!
So I figure you writes a story about why I is so great but then you will all write, “You is so great cause you is Shelby!”
And that is true.
So I figures you writes why dirty smelly cats is so terrible. But we all know it am because they go to the bath room inside.
So now I figures just the first people who writes me something I likes will win! Like you could write how great Moo Toobes is!
AND I still has big news: My mom, Uncle Hank and Romeo are all going to the dog show to see who am the greatest dog in the world! I mean after me of course. I is excited for them. When they all wins I plans to say, “Ahem, you notice I didn't enter so it wasn't like you really won!”
Posted by Shelby at March 27, 2006 9:20 PM
Comments
Cute dogs. Good Photos. Good blog. The dog has many good and logical points concerning human behavior.
Posted by: jan at March 28, 2006 1:06 PM
I'd rather endure having my feet scrubbed than what I have to deal with on a daily basis! Believe it or not, we cats are expected to go bare-foot in the litterbox!
And you dogs think you have it so bad...
Posted by: Kukka-Maria at March 28, 2006 2:01 PM
Shelby
You is sooo great because you are Moonlite's Be Bop Deluxe. A Shelby DVD. Those must be very special and worth kajillion dollars. Keep David on his toes. Think of you lots and lots. Love Gramma Julie
Posted by: Anonymous at March 28, 2006 9:04 PM
Shelby you are great because you are my favorite sister, and we are the best of all of them!! I hope you send me a DVD so I can see what you are doing. I don't have a kajillion dollars to send you, though.
Posted by: jimmy at March 29, 2006 1:44 AM