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April 30, 2006
This is an IMPORTANT announcement!!
You can see I has been thinking about this very hard!
My super giant brain works much gooder when I is running and has something in my mouth.
I has been thinking about who is going to gets my DVD!
142 of you has sent me note saying, “Oh, Shelby! A DVD of you would makes me so happy!”
I already knows that my DVD would make anybody and everybody happy. It is by me after all.
I'm not quite sure how many 142 is. I only has 4 legs! I figure it is maybe 3 or 4 less than a kajillion.
What I couldn't believe is that 56 of you has not sent me a note from your parents! I told you that you has to tell me your parents or a nurse or a doctor has said you can ask me for this DVD!
You didn't so 56 of you is bad! No, you is not bad but I can't send syou no DVD neither so it is almost the same as if you was bad. See, that is super giant brain logic at work!
Now 10s of you is over 30!!
I know that I is a good talker so I think you is not good listeners! You has to be 11 or 12 or so to get one of my DVDs. You has to be smart enough to see how beautiful I is!
You people who is old has got to listen better especially when it am me talking!
Some of you think it is not fair that my Gramma and my brother gets DVDs!
The y is my Gramma and my brother, so of course they do! You is just silly if you think they shouldn't or is you telling me a good joke?
So the first DVD goes to my Gramma so my mom can see it and be proud and my brother Ballou and sister Layla will be all jealous!
The second DVD goes to my brother Jimmy. Jimmy is a cute little bitty tiny dog he only weighs 50 pounds! He needs to see a DVD of me so he will know that one day he will be as big and strong as me.
DVD 3 goes to Crystal in Tampa. Crystal is very smart for a person. She would love to have a dog half as beautiful as me!
4 goes to Patty in Chicago. Patty has been my friend forever and ever. She has never met me but she writes me all the time.
5 goes to William in New Mexico. He does not like to be called Bill. I don't know why.
DVD 6 goes to Ben and Robin. They called me on the telephone and begged for a DVD. That was very smart of them.
7 goes to Daniel In Los Angeles, Dan can't have a dog and wants to be my friend.
8 goes to Gloria. She is only 4 but can writes to me! She writes very smart too.
9 goes to Maria is 8 and she lives in Mexico City. She can writes in 3 languages! English, Spanish and Doggish!
10 goes to Bobby in Oregon. Bobby has always dreamed of being friends with a dog like me. Since there is only me who am like me I guess I will have to be his friend!
11 am going all the way to London. London is farther away than the pet food store! It is! London is Cecelia's home and she is 7 and thinks that I am the most beautiful dog she has ever seed! You can tell from that she is very very smart.
The last DVD is going to Stephen in New York. Steve can't have a dog where he lives and he is too little to move!
Even if you did not get a DVD you is still all my friends. If David was smarter he would figure out a way I could give all you peoples a DVD except you people who doesn't follow my rules!
I is not a stupid human and when I makes a rule it am because it am important.
I is going to make another movie! When I does maybe you will be able to get one.
I is busy now and glad you is all my friends.
Posted by Shelby at April 30, 2006 8:37 PM
Comments
Thank you Shelby! Tell your David we will share our DVD, if you have someone you want us to share it with.
Posted by: Ben & Robin at April 30, 2006 8:45 PM
I am so glad I won. I will let everyone see it so they will know that you are the greatest dog in the world.
Posted by: Patty at May 1, 2006 2:09 PM
Shelby
Looking forward to my DVD. Miss you bunches but I know that David is spoiling you no matter what you try tell the rest of us. Hugs and kisses from all of us here. Make sure you behave yourself. Love Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at May 6, 2006 12:04 AM
Your Gramma is very wise! This much we KNOW is true, no matter what you try to tell the rest of us we know your David is treating you extra special fine.
Did you hear the one about the litter?
Posted by: Ben & Robin at May 6, 2006 3:49 PM