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May 28, 2006
I has photographic evidence
It is one thing to be the greatest dog in the world and it am quite another when you has PROOF. This am proof that will make all you Doubting Wilburs turn around and say, “Oh I is so sorry I ever doubted you Shelby! I will always believes everything you says!”
I is just do great. You can shakes you head and say it, “Shelby, you is just so great,” but you can't say it often enough.
I is going to tell you how I did it.
I told David we has to go back to that jungle where I seed the dinosaur tails. That am a picture of me in the jungle. I made David take me there so I could use my nose to smells stuff.
Right away I found something! See that thing over there?
That am where dinosaurs goes to the bathroom!
Now this is very important to us scientists. See, this am proof that dinosaurs go to the bathroom outside. That means they is not related to cats! This is a very good thing and very important to us scientists.!
So I follows the dinosaur smell and I is running as fast as I can which am plenty fast to catch dinosaurs and then and then!! I hears it. Very very soft. HARONK!
That am the sound my brother Jimmy's lobster makes. I figure Jimmy was sending me a clue.
So I runs even faster! I is running so fast I is invisible and THEN!!!!!
Yes. Just like I has been telling you! There were the dinosaur!
Now don't you get scared. I is there to protect you.
First thing I does is tell that old dinosaur one of my good jokes!
You has to talk loud to tell a dinosaur jokes cause they is so tall above you.
Then when that old dinosaur starts him to laughing you has to go in and bites them on they toes!
Dinosaurs hates it when you bites them on they toes and they will do anything to gets you to stop! They will even learn tricks!
They will! I is teaching this old dinosaur to stay cause mean old David says I can't takes him home to live in our bathtub and I want to find him again tomorrow and teach him more tricks!
See that old dinosaur am pretending he am going to eat me!I isn't scared!
David is a terrible picture taker! You can't even sees that I is down there biting them dinosaur toes. Dinosaurs hates their toes being bit but them toes taste delicious let me tell you!
I is looking at my dinosaur telling him he had better be good or I will bites his big old dinosaur butt!
You can tell people that you am my friend. You can say, “Shelby, the world's greatest dinosaur dog is my friend!” And then everybody will be jealous of you!
You will has to wait for me to tame my dinosaur some more. I don't think you can rides him yet. He is awfully mean unless I is there to make him be a good boy!
Posted by Shelby at May 28, 2006 11:05 PM
Comments
Okay, we 'understand' about David but Wilber! How could YOU doubt the Shel!?
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at May 29, 2006 8:47 PM
Shelby you found the dinosaur!! HARONK! That's so cool! Do their toes taste like chicken? Maybe David would let the dinosaur come live in your swimming pool. You look very brave in your pictures. That dinosaur is smart enough not to mess with you, but looks mean. What tricks are you going to teach the dinosaur?
Posted by: jimmy at May 29, 2006 11:15 PM