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May 21, 2006
You better listen good!
I is glad that you all liked my DVD! It was a lot of work for me to make let me tell you!
I know it is not very often you get to see a great DVD with the world's greatest dog! I understand you think it is right to say, “Thank you Shelby!”
What I don't get is that you all don't believes in dinosaurs!!
We has to have a talk about this I can tell you!
They is dinosaurs!
See about half a kajillion years ago there was only dinosaurs and dogs. Them dinosaurs was so delicious and them dogs was so greedy that them dogs ate almost every single one!
Its true. All them greedy dogs left was some bones they was too lazy to eat right. They buried them bones and now scientists is digging them up today.
Scientists always forget to say that dinosaurs am delicious!
No some of you - I mean David and Wilbur - say that yes dinosaurs used to be here but they is all gone. I tells you why you think they is all gone.
See they was a few dinosaurs left and them greedy dogs was all fat and slower and slower from eating so much dinosaur meats. So them few dinosaurs that were left got real real good at hiding! And they got real real fast. They is just about the fastest thing in the world, after me of course.
So since they is so fast and so good at hiding it am very impossible for YOU to sees them at all!
I can see them pretty easy, so can most dogs.
If you looks at the picture over there that am photographic evidence! Isn't that a great thing to say. You try it! Photographic evidence!
That little thing there am a tiny dinosaur my friend Ben caught and sent me. Ben is not a good dinosaur hunter like me so that old dinosaur only let Ben catch his butt!
When a dinosaur looses his butt he just grows back a new one! He does.
I saw it on TV!
I know that you Wilbur, who I is starting to call Doubting Wilbur still won't believes what you sees with you own eyes.
Here am another picture!
Stop looking at me! Look at what am behind me!
It am a dinosaur tail!!!!
IT IS!!
I know Ol' Doubting Wilbur will say that am just a tree that tripped and fell down!
If a tree fell down why don't it just get up!
And why would greedy ol' people just leave a good stick like that lying around?
I bet you can't answer them questions can you Doubting Wilbur!
Look close. See hiding am what dinosaurs am good at so of course to you, who are not good dinosaur hunters, it looks like everything BUT a dinosaur. If it looked like a dinosaur then it probably wouldn't be a dinosaur at all.
Them guys am really tricky!
You look close and you can see scales and stuff.
But now that I has this photographic evidence I knows where to look. This week I bet I has a real big surprise to shut you all up!
You'll be surprised alright!
I be surprised if dumb ol' David doesn't break the camera! I figure a dinosaur picture with me in it will be worth about a dozen frosty paws!!!
Posted by Shelby at May 21, 2006 9:25 PM