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June 18, 2006
Boys is so stupid!
And I is never having me another bath. This bath was so mean and scrubbed me right down to my skin so I is telling you I is clean enough to last FOREVER!
And look at me. I know I is always so beautiful but does this bath make me more beautiful? How can it!
When you is already the most beautiful thing in the world you can't gets even MORE beautiful.
There is not enough beauty sticks to measure how beautiful I is already so I can't be more beautiful!
That am logic. And since I is a famous scientist I uses logic and that am a quid quo pro e plurubus unum!
See that am scientist talk that means, I has said this and I is smarter than you so that am all there is too say!“
Yesterday I went with David and Patrick. They was going to play guitars and I was going to teach them to sing beautiful like me.
There was another dog there. His name was Jed.
I beats Jed up real good so that we could be friends. I chased him but when it was his turn to chase me he just lay down like a big old clump! I went and stood on him and teased him real good but he wouldn't chase me!
He is a boy dog!
Boys is so stupid! Qua quo pro unum plurbus. That means ALL BOYS!
I is 13 months old now so you know I knows what I is talking about!
Posted by Shelby at June 18, 2006 10:36 PM
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Shelby-
Was that all other boys except my favorite brother, Jimmy and Uncle Hank?
Posted by: jimmy at June 20, 2006 12:17 AM