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June 11, 2006
I is so great., so nice and so humble. I is Shelby!
I is here to tell you how busy I has been.
Oh I has been terrible terrible busy. See, I is a doctor, a working dog, a scientist and now I is something else!
I think I should tell you I is sometimes a mad scientist! You people can get me awful mad sometimes! Most of the time though I is just a great scientist.
Sometimes I has to be a lawyer dog, especially when I explaining stuff to David. I is a lawyer but I only works pro bono. Pro bono am lawyer talk and it means I works for dog cookies!
Last time I went to be a doctor my friend Patrick come with me. I has heard that music is a very good medicine so I figured I would have Patrick and David play their guitars.
They is very good guitar players and my patients thought that they were very good too, but then they started to sing!
IT WERE AWFUL! I got up and looked right into David's mouth cause I thinks some terrible monster has sneaked in there and was making all that terrible noise!
So I had to save the day again!
I just liften my head up and I made the most beautiful noise! Everybody just stopped and looked at me cause I was singing so beautiful. I don't know what song David and Patrick was playing but I was singing, “I wishes I had a pork chop cause I is always so hungry”. It is a very beautiful song. I has wrote it just then!
Now I has another stupid job!
AND I is writ my new movie! It am called “How To Beat Ups A Dinosaur!” It is very educational!
Since I is talking about Dinosaurs I has to tell you about Wilbur. Wilbur says I has not caught a real dinosaur.
I know. I know.
See I is now a scientist and I looks at things a little different. I uses scientifical science to explain things to people instead of just biting they butts.
Now doubting Wilbur say THIS am not a dinosaur!!
We has to look at this like we is all scientists.
Hmm, it do not look like a stupid cat, do it? No.
It do not look like a handsome dog, do it? No.
It sure don't look like Wilbur I can tell you that!
I guess that pretty much proves scientifical that it looks like a dinosaur.
I has gone to consult with my fellow scientist Honey. That am honey. She is giving some good advice to Nurse Christy.
I has asked Honey, “Honey, do you thinks that I has discovered a dinosaur?”
Honey says, “Shelby, anything that big can only be a dinosaur!”
And Nurse Christy she agrees!
So that makes THREE experts who think it must be a dinosaur! So it looks like a dinosaur and three experts say it must be a dinosaur.
I don't think they is any more to say about it!
Posted by Shelby at June 11, 2006 8:56 PM
Comments
If there is nothing more to say just say it more often!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at June 11, 2006 9:05 PM
Shelby,
Anyone can see that you have found a dinosaur. What's the matter with Wilbur? Send him to me & I will bite him in the butt!
Are you working on training the dinosaur? Have you taught it any new tricks? How's the musical lobster?
Posted by: jimmy at June 12, 2006 2:17 AM