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July 9, 2006
I thinks I has been fired!
See me there. I is so happy. I is usually happy. It is easy to be happy when you is as great as me. That is just the fact of it.
But lately David has not been letting me rive him to work.
He has not been taking me to work at all!
Instead stupid David has not been taking his beautiful smart dog he has been taking his stupid bike to MY JOB!!!
I know! I can't believe it either, but it is true.
That am the stupid bike!
Don't look at me! Look at that stupid bike!
It is a good color cause it am the same color as me! But it am sure not as beautiful as me let me tell you. It is not soft and nice to pet. It don't have the Kong either let me tell you that! That am my Kong and I'll never let that bike plays with it!
I is Queen of the Kong! Queen Kong!
The Kong is the beautiful toy I almost always has with me. It is a good toy but only the best dogs can play with it and since there is not dog gooder than me only I can haves it!
I just don't understands this. I has done a great job! I has kept every lizard properly chased! I has ate all the spiders! I has told David when it am time for him to go out and play with his dog!
I has been the perfect working dog!
That old bike am not even as fast as me. When David is riding it I catches it REAL EASY!
There is nothing I cannot do better than that old bike. You know that everything I do no one can do better cause I is Shelby the greatest dog in the world so when I does something it am perfect!
You can see how worried I am. If I don't has all my jobs maybe I won't get my Sarge Bones or all the treats I needs.
I even has nightmare that dumb old david will be all eatens up by lizards and spiders. That am actually pretty funny when you think about it but it am a nightmare in my dreams!
(If you don't know dreams is like TV that am only on one channel and only in your one head!)
I has smelled this bike real good. The only trick it does good is stay! That am one trick more than David can do so I is thinking it am a pretty smart bike!
The bike do not play good and if you bite its butt it am very hard. Not so hard as a dinosaur butt but harder than deciding to eat your pigs ear or your breakfast first.
But you know the worstest thing about that bike?
My feets are too short to reach them pedals!
Posted by Shelby at July 9, 2006 12:27 AM
Comments
Well, at least being fired hasn't affected your sense of humor!
Posted by: Ben, Robin and Blue at July 9, 2006 10:33 AM
Well, at least being fired hasn't affected your sense of humor!
Posted by: Ben, Robin and Blue at July 9, 2006 10:33 AM
Shelby-
Make sure you are collecting unemployment if you are fired! That means extra attention and treats when David gets home.
Posted by: jimmy at July 11, 2006 1:41 AM
Shelby-
Make sure you are collecting unemployment if you are fired! That means extra attention and treats when David gets home.
Posted by: jimmy at July 11, 2006 1:42 AM
Shelby
Think of it as a summer vacation. You get to stay home and rest and relax while David has to do all the hard work. I agree with Jimmy - make sure you get extra attention when David gets home. You are pretty and smarter than the bike, so I don't think you have to worry about being replaced permananetly. Gramma thinks of you often. Lots of love and hugs.
Posted by: Gramma at July 16, 2006 8:33 PM
yu got the best looking dog i ever seen
Posted by: uraina at April 12, 2010 2:17 PM