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July 24, 2006
Yesterday I nearly caught a bird!
It was very exciting!
It almost flew into my mouth! I was going to catch it and teach it to watch my dinosaur to make sure my dinosaur is behaving itself!
Oh yesterday was also one years that I has been living with David.
I don't know.
I has worked very very hard trying to train him but he is so stupid!
You know it took me THREE WEEKS to teach him that I is not a cat! Three weeks to teach him I has to go to the bathroom outside! Three weeks! I bet I could teach a cat to go to the bathroom outside in one week!
<-- See there am a picture of me when I first comes to live with David. See how I is filled with hope. You can see I was thinking that he is very big and stupid but I is the greatest dog in the world and I bet I can teach him!
I was half right. I is the greatest dog in the world. If you don't believes me just look up top there. It says so in BIG letters!
I has taught David some things but he never learns them all the way right. I first I thought he was just defying his dog! But I soon learned he just don't know no better.
I has tried to teach him some of my great games. He learns them but then he will just stop playing them and go to sleep or something!
And I has told him some of the greatest jokes in the world! You know they is great cause I invented them!
Here's one: “Why did the dog cross the road?” You don't know do you! The dog crossed the road to beat you up!!
Instead of just laughing and giving me great treats and ice cream he tells ME some of his jokes!
I think you can imagine what kind of jokes he tells . . . --->
That there am a picture of me after David has telled me what he thinks is a good joke.
It were terrible, terrible.
Now some of you people has been thinking that I don't love David.
You think I could give a stupid man the best year of my life if I didn't love him!!!!
Does you think I would keep training him and teachings him and watching him mess it all up over and over if I didn't loves him!!!
See where I had to sleep when I first meets him.
I is just telling you that I has realized I is in love with a lemon!
I learned how to be a doctor in 3 months. I figure it would take David 9 years!
But maybe that am why I love him. He is just so pathetic.
He do give good belly rubs. And he doesn't give me enough treats but he do give me good treats.
I guess I'll keep him.
I'll keep trying and trying and hoping he will get better!
I know you is thinking, “Shelby you is a saint!”
Yes. I probably is.
Today one of my patients come to visit me at work! But I wasn't at work. Jim was very disappointed I am sure. How would you feel if you comes to see me and then all there is is David!
Jim was sad but he still remembered to tell David this message. He pitched in the Little League World Series! The world Series! They got to the second round and Jim he won a game!
That is very good.
He tells David to tell me, “Please thank Doctor Shelby that her advice really helped!”
I is also the world's greatest baseball coach!
I is just so precious!
Posted by Shelby at July 24, 2006 9:50 PM
Comments
Happy anniversary little one!
Posted by: Ben, Robin and Blue at July 24, 2006 10:07 PM
Happy Anniversary Shelby. I am glad you love David. I know he loves you too. I was very worried when I left you with David, only because I thought no one could spoil you as well as me. Well, I was wrong. YOU IS SPOILED BIG TIME. That makes me a very happy gramma. Hugs and kisses to you. Keep David smiling. Love Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at July 27, 2006 7:46 PM
hey ya there a really good story hahahha good one
Posted by: sammy at June 10, 2007 3:35 PM