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September 21, 2006
Even more proof!
I know you people and you is saying to yourself, �Shelby, you is a great doctor! And Shelby, you is the world's greatest scientist! Shelby, you is a great lawyer and Shelby, you is probably a great football coach!�
But as great as I am you forgets I is also a super hero with amazing super powers!
I AM SO!
And I has proof! Photographical proof!
See there I is. I is just a great normal looking Shelby. You know, sometimes even I can't believe how beautiful I is!
But then I says them secret words (which you will notice is I is not telling you and you had better believes that) and I becomes the World's Greatest Super Hero MOONLIGHTS BE BOP DELUXE!!
And here am the proof!
Look right there that mysterious crime fighting shape in the dark that am me! And see super power rays is coming out of my eyes! Just look at that!
You is sure not going to try and tell me thems am not super power rays coming right out of my eyes is you!?!
Here am another picture because I knows some of you people says, �That is definitely a dog with super power eyes in that picture but it mysterious crime fighter might not be Shelby. Shelby is already such a great dog it wouldn't be fair if she had super powers too!�
Well hah ha on you! Here is another picture and now you sure has to admit there is only one dog that beautiful and that am me!!
But Super Hero am my secret identity! So don't you go telling any of my super enemies or any bad guys! They will try and stop me fighting crime by kidnapping David or something terrible.
Oh, wait a minute then I could rescue David and he'd have to give me cookies! Super heroes is always getting good rewards! So you can tell anybody you want!
You is probably wondering what my super powers is! I isn't telling you that either.
I is so mysterious!
i is coaching a big game Friday. I is not going to use my super powers to helps us win though. Even though the other guys is very very bad.
You is saying, �Shelby, how do you know they is bad?�
That am easy. I lives in the North and coaches North High School! Now if I lives there that mean that everything good must be up there too! And if all that good is up around me that means that there is nothing but bad stuff over there.
Over there am where they all live - South High School!
You probably don't know this but North am the opposite of South!! Since I is good that means North am good and since South am the opposite. You see?
Posted by Shelby at September 21, 2006 9:10 PM
Comments
Since we can't say that South are klutz
we just say
Northern; knock them Spartans
on their butts
Good luck in the big game Coach Shelby!
We're from the North too =:^)
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at September 21, 2006 9:58 PM
The greatest Dog in the worls can be found here
Posted by: JollyRoger at September 22, 2006 11:12 AM
Keep using your powers for good. With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: jan at September 22, 2006 4:35 PM
NFL scouts will no doubt be watching you.
Posted by: jan at October 30, 2006 6:53 PM