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September 3, 2006
I am just so great!
Yesterday a EAGLE tried to fly down and beat me up!
You'll know why that big old bird did that when I tells you that on Friday my football team played his football team. His team is called Eagles but they is really just boys!
When we got to the eagles it was raining and they was some very good mud puddles. They was very interesting puddles and they was this bug. This bug he walked on the water. RIGHT ON TOP!
You know I is a great scientist so it am my job to study this bug and then I was thinking I could learn its trick for walking on the water!
People and by people I means David, might think I was just chasing a bug and playing in the mud. Some people, and I mean David, just don't understand science as good as you and me.
So my tams was outs there playing the game and that bug he finally just flew all the way away! I couldn't study him if he isn't there now could I!
I looks up and I sees my team is LOSING 14-10. My team was losing to Eagles! To birds!!
Losing to birds is very terrible!
David and them other coaches was all off playing tic tac toe on them clip boards they carry around. I watched them and shook my head. They is playing tic tac toe when my team needed help!
So I calls my team together and I says, “Men!” See they is really boys and we all know how stupid boys is so I calls them men cause then they thinks they is better than they is! The hardest thing to remember when you is calling boys men is that you must not roll you eyes or stick out your tongue!
So I says, “Mens! We is losing!” I has to tell them this cause they is boys and they may not have realized it.
“We has to win this game. So you has to go out there and score us a touchdown!!” Them coaches and David is alwasy forgetting to tell them to get touchdowns! So when I says it they all goes “That am a brilliant plan! Lets go get us a touchdown!”
And they did and then the game ended and my team won 17-14 cause I is the greatest football coach in the world!
This week was David's birthday. This is not such a big deal as my birthday. He has had so many of them. He told me how old he was but he has made that number up! Nobody could be that old. I don't think they is such a number! I figure nobody is older than 4 kajillion. Which is how old I guess he really is.
For his birthday I gives him a good present! I gives him a kiss. He tasted terrible!
He didn't gives me nothing for his birthday!!
My friend Robin has sent me this movie. It is not so good as my movies but it am okay. You can watches it and sees it am some dogs who does not talk so good as me!
Posted by Shelby at September 3, 2006 2:27 PM
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A magnificent dog. And a pretty good football coach to.
Posted by: jan at September 4, 2006 8:54 PM
Shelby
Give David a big happy birthday hug from your Gramma. You must be a great coach!!! Way to go. I hope your team does well next week too and all the weeks to follow. David and those other coaches must be pretty good at playing tic tac toe if that is all they do on the sidelines. They need to take coaching lessons from you. Hope you are working on that figure of yours. You have to keep in shape to keep up with the boys. Love you Gramma.
Posted by: Gramma at September 5, 2006 7:15 PM
Your blog has potential. I was sitting here, imagining that it was really your dog typing all those posts, quite commical and cute. Lovely dog, I must say. ;)
Posted by: Logen at September 6, 2006 10:56 AM
Shelby-
You won't believe it! It was a big surprise to me, but Gramma & Grandpa & our sister Laya came to visit me!!!! I was very, very happy to see them!!! Laya is a tiny girl, she looks like our "Little Sister Laya". I gave Gramma & Grandpa a lot of kisses. Gramma thinks I am soooo handsome. We were talking about you and how wonderful you are to take such good care of David. I hope one day you can come visit me and we can play and have lots of fun!!
P.s
Posted by: jimmy at September 7, 2006 1:54 AM