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November 15, 2006
Happy Semi Birthday!!!
Today is is one and one half years old. EIGHTEEN MONTHS OLD!
Nobody gived me my own car.
I want a car that got buttons cause my feet is to short to push them pedals. I is a great driver dog so I think it would be very smart to give me my own car.
Nobody gived me no money either.
With money and a car I could drives to the store and buy ice cream and all the other nutritious foods a big dog like me needs.
I could even drives to the car wash and takes my own bath!
So you see it is very stupid of David to give me no car and no money.
What he did give me was this pigs ear but it was all rolled up and had chewy meat in it. It was very delicious. I is showing it off an looking majestic there. See?
What I did on my Semi Birthday was take cares of my patients. They had a party for me. It was a very good party cause I was there to make sure it was. I got a Frosty Paws! I think they should have given me a Frosty Paws for every month old I is.
That would have been very smart of them cause it would make me so happy I would be an even greater doctor dog!
You is saying, “Shelby! You is already the greatest doctor dog in the world! How could you be greater?”
If I has 18 Frosty Paws you never knows how great I could be!
David says I is supposed to think BIG thoughts on my semi birthday. I is supposed to think about all the things I has done and all the great things I is going to do.
I is a good dog and even when David asks me to do stupid things like that I tries to do them even when I knows they is stupid.
So I says to myself, “Am I still the greatest dog in the world?”
Of course the answer is YES!
Is I going to keep on being the greatest dog in the world?
YES!
Is I still the most beautiful dog in the world?
You look at them pictures and you know that am a stupid question and there's no way I will ever be less beautiful! So I stopped wasting time thinking big thoughts and went and finished chewing my semi birthday present.
I did have one big thought left though. I thunk about my mom and my sister Layla and my brother Ballou and then I thunk about my other brother Jimmy. It am their semi birthday too!
They is always trying to steal my glory!
It am a good thing I has enough glory to spare.
HAPPY SEMI BIRTHDAY JIMMY
HAPPY SEMI BIRTHDAY LAYLA
HAPPY SEMI BIRTHDAY BALLOU
Posted by Shelby at November 15, 2006 8:28 PM
Comments
Happy semi birthday, semi sister :)
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at November 15, 2006 8:44 PM
HAPPY SEMI BIRTHDAY SHELBY!!! When you get your car you can drive over here and we can eat cheeseburger pizza!
Posted by: jimmy at November 16, 2006 2:42 AM