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November 1, 2006
They was monsters at my house!
They was not really monsters! They was just boys and girls trying to trick me!
I thought that was a pretty good joke! But David, he gots pretty scared! I was laughing.
David was so scared he forgot to tells them pretend monsters so I told each one of them, “We has gived you a treat so you had better not trick us!”
Of course David didn't give me no treat! There was real monsters out there all right. I could smell them. Monsters are pretty stupid but they're not so stupid that they would want to fight with me, let me tell you! So even though I scared away all the real monsters I STILL didn't get no treat!
Even my brother Jimmy got a treat. Look he got a cowboy hat and a cowboy collar and I bet that is a piece of cow he is chewing!
Don't that hat make Jimmy look silly? It sure do. I WANT A COWBOY HAT!
I would make a cowboy hat look beautiful and everybody knows cowgirls am much better than cowboys. THEY ARE TOO!
I wish a monster had come to our house. I'd have grabbed it and beat it up real good. Then I would have made it live in the bath tub!
You is probably thinking. “Boy Shelby sure would look great in that cowgirl hat! But why does she want to make a monster live in her bath tub?”
That is why I am the genius.
See, one day when David is all crazy and cleaning stuff he might think, “Hm. It is about time Shelby has a bath!”
Then when he goes to makes a bath BOO there's be a big old monster scaring him!
I bet he forgets about giving me a bath real fast he be so scared!
I has seen how scared boys and girls pretending to be monsters can make him so you can bet what a real monster would do!
That be such a good joke. ANd I wouldn't even have to get a bath so it be a perfect joke!
David is saying I did get a treat.
I don't know what he is talking about. He says he got me new flowers.
I don't know what he is talking about or why he thinks I would want flowers anyway!
That am them. They is gardenias. They just smells like dirt!
We won our game on Monday. We was playing WILDCATS! CATS!! I talked to the team. I told them we cannot be losing no game to know cats you better believe me. I explained to them that cats is smelly things that goes to the bathroom inside. They is little and sneaky and we has got a secret weapon. ME!
We scored 52 points and we didn't let them CATS score none! I can'ts believe they let CATS play at all!
Posted by Shelby at November 1, 2006 4:51 PM
Comments
Shel, you should have told our mom last year you wanted a cowboy hat! She would have had one made just for you!! Even mom thought Jimmy looked 'very nice...for a boy...'
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at November 1, 2006 6:07 PM
Shelby
You would look very good in a cowgirl hat. And since cowboys herd cattle, you could offically herd cattle or sheep or whatever you wanted - maybe even cats. THAT's it!!! You won your football game cause you taught your team how to herd those cats and keep them out of the endzone. You is a very smart dog Miss Shelby and I am very proud of you. Love Gramma. PS I wonder if Jimmy was scared of the "monsters" that came to his house.
Posted by: Gramma at November 2, 2006 8:39 PM