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December 22, 2006
Merry Christmas to me!
Just look at all the presents I is getting!
It is a good thing too cause NONE of them is from David. It am Christmas so you see I is not calling David stingy and stupid cause I is a good girl and I is going to get even more presents from Santa!
I is going to get my car! When I was doctoring this Wednesday Santa came and he patted me on the head and he said, “Ho ho ho.” That is Santa laughing cause he has seen a good beautiful girl.
Santa asked, “Have you been a good girl?”
And I said, “Of course I has! I is Shelby!” Then he gived me a cookie!
And he said, “Then I'll be seeing you Christmas! Ho ho ho!”
That is Santa talk for you is getting lots of presents!
Most of my not Santa presents are from my brother Jimmy.
When my presents came David put them all around my tree. It was very beautiful. I just sat and looked and thought how beautiful they all was.
Now matter how much I stared at them David wouldn't give me one! They was too beautiful to get mad about that though.
I felt I was pretty lucky to have me a good brother like Jimmy. It is too bad he is a boy.
That am Jimmy there. -->
Since it am Christmas I is not going to say how stupid and crazy boys is.
You won't be hearing that kind of talk from me. No boy, not when Santa is going to bring me a car with real Doctor DOg plates and buttons I can push with my nose instead of pedals my feet is too shorts to reach.
No boy, I is not saying nothing bad even if it am the truth. I is smart!
Especially when I is standing next to boys.
Like in this picture I is looking so beautiful until Jack sticks his dumb old butt in there.
But it am Christmas and I has heard the saying that, “Boys will be boys.”
I think us girls know what that means!
Here is a picture of a boy being a boy.
Now I is going to use logic. That means I is going to tell you stuff without saying boys is crazy!
Jack is staying with me. That means he gets beats up real good EVERY DAY!
David feeds Jack EVERY DAY! I has checked careful to make sure he am not getting more food than me cause things has to be fair.
My house is very warm and very cozy. Jack has his own bed.
But do you see what dumb old Jack is wearing? -->
It is a sign that says, “ADOPT ME PLEASE”
What do you think of that?
Now why would a dog want to leave a place where it am warm and there is good food and he gets beats up by me?
Cause he am a boy!!
Jacks says he needs his own dad to take care of. I has explained to him that David is so much a boy he needs two dogs maybe even three to take care of him! Of course David is the one I shares my room with and he can only pets me.
Jack just insists he that he needs his own David because BOYS WILL BE BOYS!
But here am proof that boys is crazy and stupid boys!
See that dog over there?
<-- That am my friend Robin.
Did you see that ugly smelly thing that am right there in front of him? That thing that looks like it just went to the bathroom in the house? That thing right there?
You might not figured it out that it am a cat!!
It took me a minute to figure it out too because there am a dog and then there am a thing that is NOT getting its tail bit! That is not running all over the house and going HSSSS like it were a snake!
Cause it is not doing what a cat should be doing when it is in the same room with a dog you might not believe it am really a cat!
It is.
Now I has asked Robin why this cat is just lying there planning mean and evil things to do to a dog and not being chased like is good and right?
He says because that cat is his friend!!
Boys will be boys!!
Click this to see a great Christmas thing!! It stars me!
Posted by Shelby at December 22, 2006 11:30 AM
Comments
Merry Christmas wee one.
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at December 22, 2006 2:24 PM
We've thought long and hard about this - at least three seconds - before voting and have decided to award Jack the status of HSPB!!!
Yep - Honorary Standard Poodle Boy - Jack is a funny-looking short stoodle!!
Ben doesn't agree (although the rest of us do) that this will help Jack find his David. Ben thinks Jack needs to be more orange...orange you glad to see me?
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at December 23, 2006 6:22 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Shelby, Jack and Jasmine Love Gramma
Posted by: Anonymous at December 25, 2006 12:17 PM