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December 25, 2006
This is a pretty good Christmas
Even if I didn't get me no car!
If somebody pets me on the head and gives me a cookie I just figures I is going to get the car Santa promised me.
But I didn't!
<-- That am me being pretty mad let me tell you! That is when I wokes up and ran out to the tree and there weren't no car under it!
Last night I took Charles and David on a walk to see all the Christmas lights. All the time we was walking I was telling them how nice it would be when I was driving us around in my brand new car. I would play good Christmas music and go really really fast!
You could see Charles was really excited. He is an old dog who am staying with me for Christmas.
See that am him.
He is a pretty scared dog so I is trying to be nice to him.
That am Charles there -->
I was wondering why they is now THREE boys in my house! David, Jack and now Charles. I figure they must be thinking that 3 boys am almost as good as one girl.
They is wrong! Especially when that one girl is Shelby. Shelby am me, in case you has forgots.
So I was pretty mad Christmas morning when I jumps out of bed and mean old David makes us wait till we has breakfast and goes to the bathroom (OUTSIDE! We is not cats even if they am boys!) before I can open my presents.
You can see why a girl could be mad.
When I started to open my stuff up! I couldn't stay mad no more!
Look what I got!
I don't know which is the best!
Jimmy, my brother, sent me freeze dried CHEESEBURGERS! They is delicious! That am them in that jar with the red and white cloth for a lid. See? Right there in front!
As good as them are my aunt Sheryl sent me something that is JUST AS GOOD! She did. She is a girl so she is almost as smart as me! She sent me Yummy Chummies! Us gourmets dogs understand that. Gourmet is a fancy word for eating! I is an expert eater! So I know that Yummy Chummies am a fancy word for salmon. It am so delicious!
You know. I could live on Ice Cream, Steak, Cheeseburgers and Salmon! And pizza, and some kibbles and lamb and rice and cookies! Such a simple healthy diet for a girl!
I got toys too! Very very good toys.
I got a moose! It is very lovely my moose. When you bites it it goes HARRRRRNKKKK! Near as good as a dinosaur.
You can't see it good cause Jack has his big old boy head in the way!
This is a better picture but Jack is still in it. Jack cannot leave my toys alone!
Jimmy and Aunt Sheryl chipped together and got Jack a present. I don't know why.
That am Jack's present he am playing with. It is a pretty good toy. It is a long skinny dog! It is not as good as a moose but that is why a moose is my toy!
So I figures I has had just about the greatest Christmas in the world.
Even if I didn't get the car I wanted! It was still a very very good Christmas.
I hope you was near as good as me and that you got yourself a very good Christmas too.
Like me you is probably wondering what kind of presents you is going to get tomorrow!
I is glad David was here to help make my Christmas so good, and thanks to Jimmy, Aunt Sheryl, Gramma, Ben and Robin, Alyssa, Patty, Doubting Henry, Merrie, Stephon, Gabby, Paula and Poala, Christina, Alice - they is 3 of you Alices so you all gets a big kiss cause you has to split it 3 ways - Stephen, Anthony, Dan, Don and everybody else I is too busy too remember.
You all has a Merry Christmas cause if you don't you had better watch out!
Posted by Shelby at December 25, 2006 5:35 PM
Comments
Merry Christmas Shelby and Happy New Year to the whole family there. You is being tested to see how many boys you can keep in line. You got spoiled for Christmas. Lots of love and hugs to you and David and the two boys with you. Gramma
Posted by: Anonymous at December 25, 2006 6:54 PM
Merry Christmas, Batgirl!!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at December 25, 2006 7:08 PM