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January 29, 2007
You is probably thinking I vanished!
I didn't!
I'm right here.
I is just so mad about so many things that every time I started to write something else would make me mad all over again!
It is a good thing I has the patience of a saint! I is very saintly you know.
David broked my computer and I didn't even bite him. (I figure he done it on purpose so I wouldn't tell you about the stupid stuff he's been doing!)
He lost all them beautiful pictures of me and he didn't cry big tears and I STILL didn't bite him!
I wanted to but I didn't.
I is mad because I has trained two dogs and got them forever homes. It were a lot of work too. David is terrible when it comes to training a dog good.
But now that Jack and Charles has they forever homes I HAS NO ONE TO PLAY WITH! Except David and he is so easy to beat in just about any good game.
This am Freckles. She is a baby. He has a forever home but she comes to see me because even though she is only a baby he wanted to meet the greatest dog in the world. I smelled her butt!
I taught her a couple of good games and gave her some good advice.
"Don't be a stupid cat!"
And
"Always get your treats first and then do what they asks you to do!"
Then I taught Freckles so good they took her away. She had nothing left to learn THEY THINK!
But the big reason I is so mad isn't because I has no car or airplane.
Its because David thinks I needs a bath!!
My Aunt Sheryl had her a car wreck! I bet my brother Jimmy was driving. Boy drivers is the worst in the world!
I wants her to get healthy again.
Posted by Shelby at January 29, 2007 5:50 PM
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Mom's lawyer says we can't talk to you. But we are boys and NEVER do what we're told!! We want to know: Is Aunt Sheryl suing you too??
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at January 29, 2007 8:49 PM
Hi favorite niece Shelby,
Thank you for your get healthy wishes. Jimmy was not driving that day. Can you believe it was a woman driver that hit my car? I am shocked that a woman could be such a bad driver. I know you would be a very careful driver if someone gave you a car.
Tell Ben, Robin, & Blue that I would never sue you, I'm your Aunt! And, tell them to drive safely, especially since they are boys!
Posted by: aunt sheryl at January 30, 2007 1:53 PM
I am so happy you have written something. I was getting worried about you.
Posted by: Alice at February 1, 2007 8:25 AM
You need to write every day. I check everyday and then I stopped becasue you did. So write everyday and I will read it.
Posted by: Walter at February 2, 2007 1:26 PM
Yeah Shel. You need to write everyday; you have a lot to say.
Mom's known your David since before you were a spark in your parents eyes and she's always saying how Shelby is the best thing that could have happened to that man. Mom is very smart, and tuff, so David should let you write everyday!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at February 3, 2007 8:46 PM