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February 10, 2007
I has to be lawyering some
I has a friend who they has falsely said is a bad boy! I is taking his case pro bono. That is lawyer talk for I gets a big old bone when I win. Usually I gets a nickel. Good lawyers is very expensive. I is worth it.
They is very means to this poor dog. They makes him live with cats!! In the very same house they has cats with him.
Poor poor dog. This is a terrible mean thing to do to him. Sometimes he gets a little crazy and may do some things that some mean people would say is bad.
If you ever had to live with a cat you would probably gets a little crazy too! You might chew a shoe sometimes if you had to live with a mean old ugly cat! You might. I wouldn't but then I is Shelby and I is too smart to get myself trapped in the same house with a smelly old cat. Cats go to the bathroom in the house and nobody calls them bad boy for it!!
Now that I is his lawyer I is going to sue and gets him lots of treats and pets. My friend is very smart to get a girl lawyer dog. That is surprising cause he is a boy and we all know boys is just a little bit smarter than cats!
Posted by Shelby at February 10, 2007 11:57 PM
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