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February 23, 2007
My name is Noelle
And I am a princess.
If you think that I do not look like a princess then I have to ask you, “How many princesses have you seen?” Not many I'll bet because if you really really knew what princesses look like you would take one look at me and say, “Why, there's a real princess for sure!”
You probably wonder why a great beautiful princess is living with Shelby!
When I was just a little tiny puppy some bad guys stole my mom and held her for a ransom! Even though I was very little I started searching for her to rescue her. I have had to fight all kinds of monsters and ogres and all kinds of terrible things. None of them could beat me up though!
Those bad guys might be bad but they is plenty smart. I couldn't find her.
I was still fighting monsters though. Some of them monsters look like people! Really, just like regular people.
They has a trick. They would go, “Come here pretty princess,” and then they'd hold out a cookie and when I comes close, because I was always really really hungry, them monster people would try and hit me or catch me!
You can see how very brave I am! It is just a plain fact.
I was out hunting one day when suddenly them bad guys dropped a big old net on me! I fought and fought that old net but it was no use. They was too big and too many of them. I was captured.
What I was thinking was them bad guys will take me to my mother and I will still win!
Them old bad guys tricked me! They took me to this big place that had cages in it. I had to live in a cage like a common criminal!
It wasn't that bad. I got to play through the bars with other puppies and I got very good food every day! That is very nice when you can eat every day, let me tell you! You should try it even if you are not a princess!
A lot of people who were not monsters or bad guys came to see me.
They all knew I was a beautiful princess. I was a little bit scared of them cause you never can tell who is a good person and who is a bad guy, or maybe even a monster. I have studied this very hard and you just never can tell! That is why I am always so very careful when I sees anybody. Sometimes the monster ones make themselves look like people you think are nice.
So there I was in prison and I was planning a brilliant escape when this lady came and scooped me up and took me to this house.
I have never been in a house before. They are very mysterious. They have these things in them called DOORS! Doors are very bad. They keep you from going places where you want to go!
I was worried because I figured they was going to torture me! Especially when I saw this big ugly thing that they called a David!
But then I saw SHELBY! Then I knew everything was going to be okay. All of us dogs in prison know about Shelby. She is very great. Not so great as a princess, which is what I am, but she is very great.
I told Shelby that I was a princess and that I was on a magical quest to find my mom and my fabulous palace. Isn't that a great word - fabulous. Us princesses use words like that a lot.
Shelby said I was probably looking for my forever home and that she would help me find it.
Can you believe it - Shelby is going to help me find my palace.
I am very happy. Except that mean old David lives in Shelby's house. I don't know why she lets him stay. I have already figured out where the ice cream and the treats are. What do we need him for! He just fusses at a princess way too much! Like what I do is any of his business!
I has told you this just by talking. Shelby says it is because I am using her computer but I know that it is really fairies!
You can come visit me. I am a princess but I am not stuck up!
Posted by Shelby at February 23, 2007 10:50 AM
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