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March 16, 2007
Everyday is a party when I'm around!
I had a big party on Sunday.
Oh. Everybody was there. If you wasn't it am all your fault cause you was invited!
It am so much work doing a party. It were terrible. But I is a dog and I is a girl dog. Parties is something we just does greater than anybody!
That is just a tiny part of being great. Having a great parties.
It were a lot of work though!
First you has to invite everybody! It am more fun thinking about who not to invite! I had me a lot of fun telling Noelle that maybe there wouldn't be enough room for a dog who thinks it am a cat!
That straightened her up right away! David is always trying to teach Noelle stuff. He just doesn't understand that we don't pay no attention to him unless we wants a cookie or our tummies rubbed! But just like that I taught Noelle that she is a dog and not a cat.
Noelle was so afraid of not going to the party she went to the bathroom just like a dog: OUTSIDE!
Every time she did her business she'd come running up to me and say, “See Shelby, I is a dog! So I gets to go to the party! Right?”
I had to invite my friend Freckles.
That am her up there. I made a fancy picture of her cause she is very good at laughing at my jokes! She had to come.
And I had to invites my old friend Jasmine!
That am her. -->
And you see who that am standing right next to Jasmine?
That's right.
It am JACK!
You remember I told you how hard it was for me to teach Jack?
It were terrible. He is a boy, after all.
Jack now has him a forever home! Just like I told him.
As his teacher it am my job to make sure he has not gone back to being stupid!
Us girls know how easy it am for boys to be stupid!
I had to make sure Jack am taking good care of his people and that he is having them gives him good treats and stuff!
Jack says he is starting to love them very much.
I could see that. When he weren't off being a stupid boy he was always hangings around them and making sure they gived him good cookies.
I know some of it was because I was watching him but some of it was because he loves them and his new forever home.
The rest of the party was so hard.
I had to ask David to brings the treats and you know how lazy and stingy he is!
I says, “David, we has o have very good treats at this party. Everybody knows that good food makes the best party gooder!”
“Sure Shelby, I know what to bring?” he said.
“ICE CREAM AND PIZZA!!!” I was so excited because everybody knows ice cream and pizza is the best party food you can have!
“No Shelby. I can't bring ice cream to the dog park!”
I was stunned. I just stood there with my mouth open. A little drop of water rolled off my tongue and hit the floor.
“No ice cream?” I said real soft and scared.
“No. Its too hard and too expensive. The ice cream would melt!” the stingy lazy thing said!
“Pizza?” I said real soft.
“I'll just bring plenty of our good treats from Jimmy!”
So now I has to worry about my party being a bust because I has no ice cream! All good dogs loves they ice cream. You should remember that so that if you ever has a party you remembers to pass out lots of ice cream.
So I was real real worried. Us dogs like to talk a lot and when somebody has a bad party we'll talk about it for days!
I sure didn't want them dogs talking about me!
Then when we gets there they is so many good dogs but then I sees they is all kinds of people I HAS NEVER SEED BEFORE! All I could think was that them peoples could be bad peoples and they will hit David upside his head and steal that bag of treats! Then my party would be really really ruined!
I went up to every single person there and I smiled at them real nice and said, “Don't you even thinks of stealing my treats! They is for the dog party!”
But most of them people don't even knows how to talk dog at all! Can you believe it! They is at a dog party but they don't know how to talks dog!
I had to be worried the whole time. I had to keep checking David and being a hostess, making sure everybody mingled and has a good time. Very important stuff.
Noelle kept running up to me and saying, “Looks! I has a new boy friend!” And she did. I has taught her my beauty secrets so of course all the boys wanted to get friendly!
Jack helped a lot. He kept making up good party games.
He made up some pretty good chasing games and some pretty goods beating up games.
I was pretty proud of him. He remembered a lot more than I thought a stupid boy could.
I probably is a great teacher!
Everybody had them a pretty good time.
Even me but I were exhausted!
Next time I has a party I is sure not inviting David!!
He was terrible bad behaved and nearly ruined everything.
All the dogs can come. They behaved perfect. Even Noelle!
Posted by Shelby at March 16, 2007 6:54 PM
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